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okie
08-05-2008, 02:05
During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation
that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He
confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described
somewhere in the Bible."

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend,
I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS."

The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS
somewhere in scripture.

During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book,
chapter-by-chapter
and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you
find any references to PMS in the Bible?"

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read, "... and Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

Tinleysdaddy
08-05-2008, 23:56
actually, there is a reference to pms in the bible, not to be picky.... not sure on the exact book, but its new testament in one of the gospels. talking about jesus healing the woman with the issue of blood.

Jazz5
08-06-2008, 10:01
During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation
that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He
confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described
somewhere in the Bible."

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend,
I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS."

The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS
somewhere in scripture.

During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book,
chapter-by-chapter
and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you
find any references to PMS in the Bible?"

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read, "... and Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

Kinda know how ol' Joe felt! :rofl:

DriBak
08-06-2008, 14:31
Been there, heard that

Shondratasha
08-10-2008, 23:21
Ah, but the issue of blood is what happens after the PMS....

Tinleysdaddy
08-11-2008, 00:04
Ah, but the issue of blood is what happens after the PMS....
ah, touche'...forgot about the p in pms (pre) so joke is accurate after all. no mention of pms in the bible. my bad :embarassed: