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08-06-2008, 19:59
The Honeymoon is over..........

A young couple got married and left on their
honeymoon. When they got
back, the bride immediately called her mother.

Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic . . . " Suddenly she burst out crying.

"But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using
the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've
got to come get me and take me home . . . PLEASE, MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me,
what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
daughter. "I'm so embarrassed . . . they're just too
awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama . . . words
like, Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook . . . "

"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother.


08-09-2008, 17:57
Yeah, that's the way it goes