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Glockdude1
08-15-2008, 13:41
"Mexican Lingo"

BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass... BUDWEISER face so ugly?

BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.

COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry> because I had to go COCKATOO!

SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!

MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!

CHEESE: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!

TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

HERPES: Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.

HIGHWAY: I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona...you scared me!!!

HORCHATA: You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

FRITO: After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

:supergrin:

eddief4
08-15-2008, 23:36
:rofl:

Jazz5
08-16-2008, 04:15
"Mexican Lingo"

BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass... BUDWEISER face so ugly?

BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.

COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry> because I had to go COCKATOO!

SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!

MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!

CHEESE: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!

TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

HERPES: Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.

HIGHWAY: I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona...you scared me!!!

HORCHATA: You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

FRITO: After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

:supergrin:

Good stuff! :rofl: