Bought a 21SF yesterday

[Coldcases]

But enough about the pistol. The absolutely beautiful girl working behind the counter totally made my tallywhacker tremble. Words cannot adequately describe how awesome this lady is. Late 20s or early 30s with the most beautiful face I have seen in a long time. I couldn't get her off my mind all night, and woke up exhausted.
I've got to formulate a plan to go back to the store every day and buy something. I got a little carried away yesterday and bought a fishing trawler and three pup tents, two ice saws and some bear repellant. Today I may go in and buy 1 22 short round and tomorrow a ping pong paddle.


Help me, the meds don't seem to be working.

Doc

[David_Ely]

I recommend either a cold shower, warm hand or more range time. :rofl:

[BManoftheyear]

ask her out and you can start to get some discounts man think smart

[Magnus2131]

Could get expensive.

[tacticalG23]

:needspics: ...we already know what GLOCKs look like... :whistling:

[Coldcases]

Yes it could get VERY expensive, especially when the wife discovers her sleeping in the spare bedroom. However, I'm working on a plan to make her a foreign exchange student.

There also a small difference in age problem: she is 28-30 and I'm almost 65.

I did speak to my pastor about the problem and he said be very careful as these summer/winter romances could be fatal. I retorted, Well, if she dies, she dies!!

I'm still working out the small details..


Doc

[RichZman]

[quote=Coldcases;11081494]Yes it could get VERY expensive, especially when the wife discovers her sleeping in the spare bedroom. However, I'm working on a plan to make her a foreign exchange student.

There also a small difference in age problem: she is 28-30 and I'm almost 65.

I did speak to my pastor about the problem and he said be very careful as these summer/winter romances could be fatal. I retorted, Well, if she dies, she dies!!

I'm still working out the small details..


She left, though, after she asked me the first night we were going to sleep with each other why I was putting cotton in my ears and in my nose.

When I told her that I didn't like the smell of burning rubber, or hearing a grown women screaming, she was out the door!:rofl::shower::uglylol:


:rofl: