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08-22-2008, 08:37
How's this for a gunshot survivor... Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San
Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that
she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains
in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be

08-22-2008, 16:23


08-22-2008, 16:37
Oldie but goodie