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Zonny
08-22-2008, 10:31
This could happen to you :rofl:

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/08/22/20080822grammarcops0822.html

Typo vigilantes answer to letter of the law
Crusaders whited-out, corrected historic Canyon sign

By Dennis Wagner - Aug. 22, 2008 12:00 AM
The Arizona Republic

Two self-anointed "grammar vigilantes" who toured the nation removing typos from public signs have been banned from national parks after vandalizing a historic marker at the Grand Canyon.

Jeff Michael Deck, 28, of Somerville, Mass., and Benjamin Douglas Herson, 28, of Virginia Beach, Va., pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Flagstaff after damaging a rare, hand-painted sign in Grand Canyon National Park. They were sentenced to a year's probation, during which they cannot enter any national park, and were ordered to pay restitution.

According to court records, Deck and Herson toured the United States from March to May, wiping out errors on government and private signs. On March 28, while at Desert View Watchtower on the South Rim, they used a white-out product and a permanent marker to deface a sign painted more than 60 years ago by artist Mary Colter. The sign, a National Historic Landmark, was considered unique and irreplaceable, according to Sandy Raynor, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Phoenix.

Deck declined comment, and Herson could not be reached.

An affidavit by National Park Service agent Christopher A. Smith says investigators learned of the vandalism from an Internet site operated by Deck on behalf of the Typo Eradication Advancement League, or TEAL. Smith identified four members, but only Deck and Herson faced charges.

According to the Internet posting, TEAL members agreed to "stamp out as many typos as we can find, in public signage and other venues where innocent eyes may be befouled by vile stains on the delicate fabric of our language."

Deck's diary account of the Grand Canyon incident was submitted as evidence in court. It says the two men climbed Desert View Watchtower while on holiday from their typo-enforcement duties "and discovered a hand-rendered sign inside that, I regret to report, had a few errors. I know today was supposed to be my day off from typo-hunting, but if I may be permitted to quote that most revered of android law enforcers, Inspector Gadget, 'Always on duty!' I can't shut it off. . . . Will we never be free from the shackles of apostrophic misunderstanding, even in a place surrounded by natural beauty?"

After correcting a misplaced apostrophe and comma, Deck reported, he was aghast to discover what he described as a made-up word: "emense."

"I was reluctant to disfigure the sign any further, so we had to let the other typo stand. Still, I think I shall be haunted by that perversity."

Deck's quest to clean up punctuation, language and spelling mistakes was featured in various media before the Grand Canyon episode.

The Dartmouth graduate told reporters he became passionate about grammar after winning junior-high spelling bees.

His Web site now contains only a cryptic message: "I write. I also edit. Perhaps I could be of some service to you."

There is a link to TEAL's home page, which says only that a public statement is forthcoming.

A separate link to Deck's resume has been blocked. Photos from the episode, extracted from another Internet site, also were submitted as evidence.

In addition to being banned from national parks for a year, the defendants, who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property, are banned from modifying any public signs. They also must pay $3,035 to repair the Grand Canyon sign.

El_Ron1
08-22-2008, 10:34
Damn pilgrims.

TheeBadOne
08-22-2008, 10:35
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/Fanra/grammar-nazi.jpg

SergeantC
08-22-2008, 10:37
What did the sign say?

TheeBadOne
08-22-2008, 10:37
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/MarsNova/GrammarNazi.jpg

tbhracing
08-22-2008, 10:38
Sounds like a couple of dudes that never got laid. :crying:

TheeBadOne
08-22-2008, 10:40
http://i36.tinypic.com/u7u55.jpg

El_Ron1
08-22-2008, 10:40
Sounds like a couple of dudes that will never get laid. :crying: You were real close. :cool:

Goldendog Redux
08-22-2008, 10:43
I smell what those dudes are cookin'.

MF

WINGS
08-22-2008, 10:58
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/MarsNova/GrammarNazi.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

okie
08-22-2008, 11:03
Them cats got way to much time on there hands:rofl::rofl:

elo
08-22-2008, 11:22
Them cats got way to much time on there hands:rofl::rofl:

their


:smileywaveything:

elo
08-22-2008, 11:23
What did the sign say?


I know.. kind of anticlimactic.

WINGS
08-22-2008, 11:26
their


:smileywaveything:

Them thar..................:whistling:

Critias
08-22-2008, 11:28
I can only assume "emense" was supposed to be "immense." As for the apostrophe error, it could have been just about anything.

cyphertext
08-22-2008, 11:32
Them cats got way to much time on there hands:rofl::rofl:

I believe this should read "Those cats have way too much time on their hands."

:tongueout:

Brown Hawk
08-22-2008, 11:39
I believe this should read "Those cats have way too much time on their hands."

:tongueout:

Paws, NOT Hands!!!

Grammer nazis have nothing on us antonomical er, atomicical, er body parts nazis!:supergrin::supergrin::rofl::tongueout:

agentl074
08-22-2008, 11:42
http://i36.tinypic.com/u7u55.jpg

:rofl:

Batesmotel
08-22-2008, 11:47
Give them life as a Jr. High english teacher.:tongueout:

Easterbrook
08-22-2008, 12:04
That is a funny story. I too would like to know what the sign said and how it was corrected.

AnimalK
08-22-2008, 13:19
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/AnimalK/Thread%20Replies/GrammarNazi.jpg

XMM
08-22-2008, 13:30
Paws, NOT Hands!!!

Grammer nazis have nothing on us antonomical er, atomicical, er body parts nazis!:supergrin::supergrin::rofl::tongueout:

:rofl: This, I like!!

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