View Full Version : How to get rid of a single gnat.
So I'm hangin' out, getting my drink on, postin' on GT eatin chips, you know, guy stuff. Enjoying my Friday night, when this little bastard gnat, keeps landing on my computer screen and flying off, no where to be found. I randomly see him fly around past the TV, screen whatever. But I cant find this little bastard. Anyone know how to get rid of this bastard? Some bait or something, seriously, killing me here this Effer.
---Chuck
itisbruno
08-22-2008, 21:46
An aerosol can and a lighter
:supergrin:
Agent6-3/8
08-22-2008, 21:46
If your like me, when you finally kill that one, there is instantly another to take its place.:upeyes:
Deradius
08-22-2008, 21:51
I see these guys out on the range all the time. If they're at 25 yards downrange or beyond, and I'm shooting pistol, I'll take care of it that way.
Anything closer isn't much of a challenge.
Lone_Wolfe
08-22-2008, 21:53
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USMCsilver
08-22-2008, 21:57
Pour some Kool-Aid in a bowl. Just line the bottom.
He'll go in, drink himself to near death, and drown.
OH SWEET VICTORY!
KilgoreTrout
08-22-2008, 21:58
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/Lone_Wolfe_/629.jpg
youd really only have to shoot it a little.
JellyBelly
08-22-2008, 22:01
How to get rid of a single gnat.
Fix him up with a nice girl gnat?
Rooster Rugburn
08-22-2008, 22:39
Half a cup of apple cider vinegar with a couple drops of Dawn, Joy or some dish washing liquid. The cider attracts him to eat, and the Dawn breaks the surface tension of the water so when he lands on the cider to feed, he falls in and drowns. I live next to woods and have a ton of gnats. I've emptied cups with seemingly dozens of dead gnats.
Algaroth
08-22-2008, 23:11
Fix him up with a nice girl gnat?
:rofl:
Ol Timer
08-22-2008, 23:18
Half a cup of apple cider vinegar with a couple drops of Dawn, Joy or some dish washing liquid. The cider attracts him to eat, and the Dawn breaks the surface tension of the water so when he lands on the cider to feed, he falls in and drowns. I live next to woods and have a ton of gnats. I've emptied cups with seemingly dozens of dead gnats.
Rooster,
Good tip. Do you mix the soap and cider vinegar or just drop the soap into the standing cider?
I get rid of miller moths in a similar fashion. Liquid dish soap mixed with water in a dish pan or placed under a table lamp. Come morning it's full of dead moths.
Rooster Rugburn
08-22-2008, 23:40
I just drip a drop or two into the cider and give it a little stir. I've always thought too much detergent might change the scent. It hasn't taken much.
Not Simple
08-23-2008, 01:15
Well this might help. But get the wife and kiddies out first.
http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/weapons-recent/flame.jpg
Traps are $1.99 at W*M.
The apple cider vinegar and dawn trick doesn't work well here for some reason but those hanging 1.99 traps were covered the next morning. Combine that with Black Flag gnat spray on the soil of your houseplants and down the drain/around the trashcan and they are DONE.
"Gnat" in unofficial Polish means "gun" :rofl:
Lone_Wolfe
08-23-2008, 03:19
"Gnat" in unofficial Polish means "gun" :rofl:
Well in thugspeak here we have "gat" for gun
silentpoet
08-23-2008, 04:00
For multiple gnats a shop vac is awesome fun.
sheriff733
08-23-2008, 11:25
Fix him up with a nice girl gnat?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
But, I think he wants to just get rid of it. Not make it suffer for the rest of its life...
misskitty5077
08-23-2008, 11:44
The only way to get rid of a gnat is to just leave.
http://inlinethumb35.webshots.com/38050/2456549980103004280S600x600Q85.jpg
Thunderhawk88
08-23-2008, 12:48
How to get rid of a single gnat.
.380 or smaller. Anything else is showing off! :rofl:
3rdgen40
08-23-2008, 13:41
I had one buzzing me while I was sitting on the throne the other day.Just as the little SOB flew by my mouth I happened to take a breath through my mouth...sucked him right down my throat ! He got stuck about half way down.Started to gag, trying to hack it up.Finally finished my business,then washed down Mr. Gnat with a can of cola.
I now have a personal vendetta against rogue gnats ! A blast of hair spray will make them crash and burn !!!
hardballing
08-23-2008, 13:46
9mm?
Yeah, I said it. It's on...:)
fabricator
08-23-2008, 13:51
You know there is only ONE way to be sure.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/Lone_Wolfe_/629.jpg
You know that isn't really as funny as you might think. I was at the gunclub one time, and was being bothered my a wasp. The little bastard had the gall to land on the shooting box I was using as a rest, while I sighted in my S&W M29. I laid the barrel down on my box, and touched one off.
The wasp died alright, but now I have a nice scorch mark, and bullet crease on my box.
Would I do it again?
Damn right.
hardballing
08-23-2008, 18:02
Y'know, there have been several posts in reference to shooting the pesky buggers with guns but...
it was good enough for Elvis to do it that way.
Jes sayin is all.
Fix him up with a nice girl gnat?
:rofl:
9mm?
Yeah, I said it. It's on...:)
he's trying to KILL it, not piss it off:tongueout:
rhikdavis
08-23-2008, 18:51
Rooster,
Good tip. Do you mix the soap and cider vinegar or just drop the soap into the standing cider?
I get rid of miller moths in a similar fashion. Liquid dish soap mixed with water in a dish pan or placed under a table lamp. Come morning it's full of dead moths.
Put some screens on your windows!
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