pupcuss27
08-25-2008, 09:53
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.
As Benjamin Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
~ (There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I am doing it as a public service).....
:whistling:
And those who don't.
As Benjamin Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
~ (There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I am doing it as a public service).....
:whistling: