8oz every 10 minutes starting now...Oh God

[racer11]

Ok, I have surgery tomorrow at 7am,,,,,got to drink this junk every 10 minutes till it is all gone.

hopefuly it will make me go Poop,,,I got about a quart of this stuff or a little bit more than that....this is not going to be fun.

Next 8oz in 5 minutes Geezs

[Raoul Duke]

I hope it's nothing too serious.

[racer11]

I wonder how long it will take till I half to go to the toilet ??

[rsagona1]

May your visit with the porcelain god go smoothly.

[racer11]

time is up for another 8oz

prostate cancer and the prostate will be taken out

[Raoul Duke]

I hope all goes well.

[THEPOPE]

Prayers to you, dude, hope all goes well, and the surgery is a success.

Pray to whatever "Holy Turnip" you believe in, can't hurt, may even help.

Keep us informed of you recovery, eh ? ? We could learn something.

I am out zer :cool:

[Weimadog]

wow...

I wish you the best on that one.

[racer11]

second one is down,,,no poop yet and this is going to not be fun....this is tasting crummy and my stomach is getting full I doubt I can drink the next one as fast.

Next 8oz will be 20 min after the hour

[eddief4]

i hope everything goes as planed, :wavey:

[eddief4]

second one is down,,,no poop yet and this is going to not be fun....this is tasting crummy and my stomach is getting full I doubt I can drink the next one as fast.

Next 8oz will be 20 min after the hour



can't just chugg the bottle huh:dunno:
































Ender would:whistling:

[racer11]

I caught the cancer early and the doc 97% recovery

going to do the robotic method and I will spend one night in the hospital

[WellArmedSheep]

Good luck!

[racer11]

instructions says 8oz every 10 2 minutes till the next one geezs!!

[TheeBadOne]

Warm thoughts and best wishes

TBO

[woodasptim]

wow...

I wish you the best on that one.

What they said.

[racer11]

thanks guys,,,,got to drink another one this is no fun

[eddief4]

instructions says 8oz every 10 2 minutes till the next one geezs!!






seroiusly, best of luck to you:wavey:

[tat2guy]

Set op 8 shot glasses, pound one every minute. Take 2 minutes to set up the next 8, repeat as necessary.

And seriously, best of luck.

[racer11]

Thank guys big time......this stuff is aughful to do....still no poop and Iam getting full and I think I feel more like puking rather than pooping.

I never thought 10 minutes could pass so quickly,,,,next one will go down slower.

Iam past half way thank god.

[MtBaldy]

I'm sorry to hear that about you. I hope all goes well and you have a speedy and complete recovery.

[Tiberius25]

All the best for you. I have fought the big C three times so I know what you are going through.

[racer11]

Three times fighting C,,,,oh heavens sake,,,,that must of been some ruff times.....for sure

[racer11]

BTW....no poop yet and I wish it would hurry up.

[elo]

Thank guys big time......this stuff is aughful to do....still no poop and Iam getting full and I think I feel more like puking rather than pooping.

I never thought 10 minutes could pass so quickly,,,,next one will go down slower.

Iam past half way thank god.
just wait... it's like breaking the seal during a night of drinking... after that first time, you'll wish you never went.

Eventually you'll be peeing water... literally, it will have almost no color and will be pure water.

it's not all that bad, just annoying because once it starts, it'll be about every 15 minutes... and YOU BETTER GO WHEN YOU FEEL THE URGE

it''s all for the greater good though, yeah? :supergrin:

[jakemccoy]

I've done that process a few times. Your system will be completely cleared out by morning. I don't mean clean like you just ate a bunch of fiber cereal. I mean your innards will be as clean as a freshly scrubbed barrel bore. :supergrin:

God bless,
Jake

[2bgop]

Best of luck tomorrow, God Bless.

[racer11]

This stuff is called Bell Prep....I wish I could start peeing soon, my stomach feels like bursting....

I got 3 more 8oz's to do and next one in 3 minutes.

so far I only farted,,,,but I do that all the time

[tantrix]

I caught the cancer early and the doc 97% recovery

going to do the robotic method and I will spend one night in the hospital

Good to hear. I hope your recovery is quick. :thumbsup:

[jakemccoy]

It'll hit you soon...hard.

[Tiberius25]

You do realize that when it comes it will be like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog)

[ChuteTheMall]

How did everything come out?

:toilet:

[racer11]

Oh man this is tuff as hell,,,,my stomach feels like a pumped up baloon ready to break,,,,,I got 2 more to do the last one will be a killer. It is getting difficult to swallow with my gut pumped full.

I never wanted to poop so bad in my life :shocked:

[RWBlue]

wow...

I wish you the best on that one.

+1

And if all else fails, buy a funnel and hose.

[racer11]

You do realize that when it comes it will be like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog)


That was good,,,

[racer11]

Oh god,,,,,I just realized I will have drank a half gal

[Tiberius25]

Oh man this is tuff as hell,,,,my stomach feels like a pumped up baloon ready to break,,,,,I got 2 more to do the last one will be a killer. It is getting difficult to swallow with my gut pumped full.

I never wanted to poop so bad in my life :shocked:

This too shall pass.

Maybe it will be like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzvvfnqo63w&feature=related)

[leitung]

God Bless man.. Keeping you in my prayers..

[racer11]

Iam getting gassey,,,,I think things are starting to pass down hopefully

[racer11]

That fart was really weird smelling

[elo]

i don't know if i'm entirely comfortable with this play-by-play
:running::snoopy::milestone::drink::teddy:

[racer11]

guys,,,,I need to walk around some my stomach is really uncomfy kind of feeling and i think I need some fresh air....

so I need to get off here OK

Thanks to everyone who posted,,,this helped keep my mind off what I need to do and hopefully a interesting thread, of sorts.

thanks for the good wishes,,,I will be home on Wednesday to post the outcome....

Bye to all Lee :wavey:

[windplex]

I wonder how long it will take till I half to go to the toilet ??

You'll now when. Stay no more than 12 feet away;) Been there.

Edit: Never get far away; it aint over till its over.

[Cinic]

Don't get too far away from the bathroom....

Good luck tomorrow and best wishes.

[Soujurn]

j
Eventually you'll be peeing water... literally, it will have almost no color and will be pure water.


Peeing water? Tell me, just what else is there to pee?
Is this concoction supposed to clean out the bladder or colon/rectum?

[elo]

Peeing water? Tell me, just what else is there to pee?
Is this concoction supposed to clean out the bladder or colon/rectum?

my mistake... i meant ****ting water.. I meant to type peeing water out of your ass... but i forgot the ass

[windplex]

You do realize that when it comes it will be like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog)

that pretty much captures how it hits. watch the video over and over to see how your night ends;)

[windplex]

...peeing water out of your ass...

That technical jargon always confuses me;)

[windplex]

The stuff works. You'll be ready by early am.

Be patient and stay close to the bathroom even when you think "there cant possibly be any more."

[FLRon777]

Just read your posts and wanted to wish you all the best. Good luck with your procedure and we will be here when you return.

Best wishes,
Ron

[B. Somm]

Hope everything came out all right! :thumbsup:

Good luck with the proceedure!

B. :wavey:


<-- BTDT for a colonoscopy a few years ago

[Woofie]

I wonder how long it will take till I half to go to the toilet ??

If the poop is going to be that bad, you'd better get more than half to the toilet.:tongueout:

Good luck. Hope it goes well.

[TylerDurden]

Best wishes for you my man, get back to us after you've recovered from surgery.