Information EVERY Man Needs To Know

[PeterJasonMN]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/27aug08_woman-data-sheet.jpg

[BOGE]

That's precious!! :rofl:

[Clyde in CO]

hehe common ore

[DrMaxit]

:rofl: hope this one doesn't also get locked. seems they just bought a whole new shopping basket full of padlocks for this weekend....

--Chuck

[PeterJasonMN]

It won't if people stop talking about locks.

[Jack22]

Boils at absolutely nothing ?????????????????

(I wish!)

[12131]

Unique exception the last one: specimen Edwards and specimen Hunter.

[Mnukedude]

Boils at absolutely nothing ?????????????????

(I wish!)

I don't think they're talking about that type of boiling.:whistling:

All that said, it is funny in a tongue in cheek sort of way. There has to be an equivalent chart for we guys that gives the ladies just as many laughs.

[Jack22]

I don't think they're talking about that type of boiling.:whistling:

OK, I'm just going to admit up front that I'm a bit . . . slow. I thought it meant boiling mad. Am I completely missing some other meaning? (Believe me, It wouldn't be the first time.)

[PeterJasonMN]

In this instance boils = gets pissed.

[GotGlock1917]

OK, I'm just going to admit up front that I'm a bit . . . slow. I thought it meant boiling mad. Am I completely missing some other meaning? (Believe me, It wouldn't be the first time.)

No, you were right on the mark.
But why do you wish she got boiling mad at nothing?

[Ljay]

Ohh, The ladies are not going to like this one,:supergrin:

[Jack22]

No, you were right on the mark.
But why do you wish she got boiling mad at nothing?


"DOH!!!!" he said while hitting his forehead.
:faint:

Oh for crying out loud. I completely mis-read that as something along the lines of "nothing will get her to boil."

Oh well, like I said, it wasn't the first time I've missed the point.

[PeterJasonMN]

Ohh, The ladies are not going to like this one,:supergrin:


Not if we don't unchain 'em from the stove!

[troy96]

Ohh, The ladies are not going to like this one,:supergrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HySddY7sV4o

[Jack22]

Ohh, The ladies are not going to like this one,:supergrin:

Q: What da ya tell a woman wit' two black eyes?

A: Nuttin--ya already told her twice already!

OOOOHHHHHHH!
http://image.com.com/mp3/images/genie_images/story/2007/a/andrewdiceclay01_story.jpg

[GotGlock1917]

Ohh, The ladies are not going to like this one,:supergrin:

My wife would laugh at it.
She is not like anything on that data sheet and doesn't understand women like that either.

[Jack22]

My wife would laugh at.
She is not like anything on that data sheet and doesn't understand women like that either.

Sounds like a "keeper."

[GotGlock1917]

Sounds like a "keeper."

Has been for 20 years.

[Glock&KimberLady]

Hah, I don't react to precious metals and stones (much).

I react far more to dirtbikes and firearms. :supergrin:

[MarksGlock22]

Hah, I don't react to precious metals and stones (much).

I react far more to dirtbikes and firearms. :supergrin:

If they could just all be like you!:supergrin:

[itisbruno]

cute

:supergrin:

[Glock&KimberLady]

If they could just all be like you!:supergrin:

Hah, my last bike was seven thousand bucks, you sure about that? Right after I got it, I put another $1500 in suspension work on it. (Hey, hubby offered...'course, he got identical work on HIS bike, but still...)

And that's just the BIKE, not the helmet, boots, jersey, leathers, knees, elbows, chest protector, goggles, gloves, new grips...upgrading gear is very important.

I'm thinking that hubby would've been let off the hook far easier if I'd just wanted a diamond ring or two...

:supergrin:

[GotGlock1917]

I react far more to dirtbikes and firearms. :supergrin:

They fall under the "precious metals" category.

[MarksGlock22]

Hah, my last bike was seven thousand bucks, you sure about that? Right after I got it, I put another $1500 in suspension work on it. (Hey, hubby offered...'course, he got identical work on HIS bike, but still...)

And that's just the BIKE, not the helmet, boots, jersey, leathers, knees, elbows, chest protector, goggles, gloves, new grips...upgrading gear is very important.

I'm thinking that hubby would've been let off the hook far easier if I'd just wanted a diamond ring or two...

:supergrin:

Hey, If I gotta spend it on either jewlery or guns/bikes I'll take the guns/bikes, atleast if I get caught playing with those, no big deal.

[Cody Jarrett]

My wife read it and said she'd like to firmly bury her foot in anyone's arse who has such a pretentious opinion of her.

[Ljay]

Hah, I don't react to precious metals and stones (much).

I react far more to dirtbikes and firearms. :supergrin:

:hearts: +1

[PlaneJane]

My wife read it and said she'd like to firmly bury her foot in anyone's arse who has such a pretentious opinion of her.
Do you think you could get her to become a member here? There's only fifteen or twenty losermales here who habitually participate in these woman bashing threads. If she joined, there'd be two of us and we'd have them outnumbered.

Jane

[Glock&KimberLady]

Hey, If I gotta spend it on either jewlery or guns/bikes I'll take the guns/bikes, atleast if I get caught playing with those, no big deal.

True, if you get caught wearing your wife's diamond necklace, you might get some funny looks.

Riding her bike...well, unless it's an 85 or something, you can just say you're out "play riding"...

Then again, my bike is one that a lot of guys ride, so they could just cough and pretend it's their bike...at least until I get the "BARBIE BIKE" sticker down the fender... :supergrin:

[Glock&KimberLady]

Do you think you could get her to become a member here? There's only fifteen or twenty losermales here who habitually participate in these woman bashing threads. If she joined, there'd be two of us and we'd have them outnumbered.

Jane

Hey, I don't always bash with constant severity. Sometimes I take pity on the weaker sex.

:tempted:

[Ljay]

My wife would laugh at it.
She is not like anything on that data sheet and doesn't understand women like that either.


Exactly, My wife is one of the most intelligent individuals I have ever met, Thats why I love her soo much:supergrin:

[PeterJasonMN]

Do you think you could get her to become a member here? There's only fifteen or twenty losermales here who habitually participate in these woman bashing threads. If she joined, there'd be two of us and we'd have them outnumbered.

Jane


Well you know this one was in humor pookie. :supergrin:

[PeterJasonMN]

Exactly, My wife is one of the most intelligent individuals I have ever met, Thats why I love her soo much:supergrin:

And she was reading over your shoulder at the time.

[GotGlock1917]

And she was reading over your shoulder at the time.

With a rolling pin in her hand.

[AZ DBLTRBL]

With a rolling pin in her hand.

*Snort*

[ms1600]

I react far more to dirtbikes and firearms. :supergrin:

So does my wife! She asked for a motorcycle (after I got mine) and received it. She shot my friend's Benelli shotgun and said "I want one of these"
I need to do some Christmas shopping at my favorite gun dealer. :supergrin:

[PlaneJane]

Well you know this one was in humor pookie. :supergrin:
Sorry, punkin, but how was I supposed to distinguish the one time you were trying to be funny from the hundreds where you were being hateful? :)


Jane

[PeterJasonMN]

Sorry, punkin, but how was I supposed to distinguish the one time you were trying to be funny from the hundreds where you were being hateful? :)


Jane



I'm not a fireman :whistling:

[PlaneJane]

I'm not a fireman :whistling:
Then stop acting like one, Cartman. ;)

Jane

[Mnukedude]

Do you think you could get her to become a member here? There's only fifteen or twenty losermales here who habitually participate in these woman bashing threads. If she joined, there'd be two of us and we'd have them outnumbered.

Jane

I don't think you're alone in defending your gender. While I can laugh at the stereotypical proclivities of either gender, it's possible to offend me when it reaches the point where it becomes clear to me that bashing is the prime motive. At any rate, I expect you'd get some back up if needed from Mrs VR, Tristan, Southerngal, M2 Carbine, Shoeless, Patricia, G&K Lady and most likely a few others I haven't named.

With that said, a little more help never hurts. The leg humper squad annoys me too sometimes.

[Mnukedude]

They fall under the "precious metals" category.

Yup, different folks have different idea of what a "precious metal" is.

[DrMaxit]

The leg humper squad annoys me too sometimes.


I take offense of that derogatory term....:upeyes: J/K I have important things to worry about. :rofl:

--Chuck

[rvrctyrngr]

For the ladies:

MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
MEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: MAN
ATOMIC WEIGHT: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs
SYMBOL: EGO
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
OCCURANCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1) Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.
2) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic & Common Sense.
3) Melts if treated like a God.
4) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
5) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
6) Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1) Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.
2) May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.
3) Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
4) When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
5) Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
6) Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
7) Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.
8) Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
9) Is impervious to embarrassment.
10) Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

[Mnukedude]

I knew it had to exist somewhere. Some of this is truer than I would like it to be, occasionally. (chuckle)

[PlaneJane]

I don't think you're alone in defending your gender. While I can laugh at the stereotypical proclivities of either gender, it's possible to offend me when it reaches the point where it becomes clear to me that bashing is the prime motive. At any rate, I expect you'd get some back up if needed from Mrs VR, Tristan, Southerngal, M2 Carbine, Shoeless, Patricia, G&K Lady and most likely a few others I haven't named.

With that said, a little more help never hurts. The leg humper squad annoys me too sometimes.
You might have taken me a more literally than I intended. If I had really been upset, there'd have been smoke coming from the cooling vents on your computer, spit on the inside of your screen, the thread would have been deleted, and I'd have been responding to you by email. :)


Jane

[Cody Jarrett]

Do you think you could get her to become a member here? There's only fifteen or twenty losermales here who habitually participate in these woman bashing threads. If she joined, there'd be two of us and we'd have them outnumbered.

Jane
Jane.

Cody found a photo of the key offending member in the pics section. It explains the hostility toward women. He could could walk through a women's prison with a pocket full of pardons and wouldn't get a date.

Casey J.

[Mnukedude]

Jane.

Cody found a photo of the key offending member in the pics section. It explains the hostility toward women. He could could walk through a women's prison with a pocket full of pardons and wouldn't get a date.

Casey J.

Is it really that he is that ugly? I always thought we guys put a higher premium on physical appearances than the ladies do. They tend to gravitate towards the display of some kind of character (not that looks go completely unnoticed). On the other hand, this opinion may be merely reflective of the kind of women I prefer. The populace of a women's prison is probably somewhat lacking in such altruism.