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I've lost it peeps. I'm completely over the top gone call the men in white coats. I went to run some errands and I told my self DON'T forget your wallet like you did yesterday, so I grab it and put in my pocket. I then said to my self don't forget to holster your weapon. I reach for my pistol and I reached for a pistol on a magazine cover. It's just over man, I'm done for,It's been a pleasure knowing you all, I don't know which facility I will be checked into but I will tell them to log into GT and let ya all know so you can come visit me. Goodbye all:wavey::sadangel:
You're OK until you start eating the Ads. That's gotta be 20+ years down the road, right?
Zombie Steve
09-13-2008, 18:01
At least the Kimber wasn't in the microwave or anything... hang in there, bud.
You're OK until you start eating the Ads. That's gotta be 20+ years down the road, right?
I'm 49:alex:
At least the Kimber wasn't in the microwave or anything... hang in there, bud.
Good point there my friend:rofl::rofl:
cjlandry
09-13-2008, 18:09
I'm 49:alex:
Holy ****!
That's ****in' OLD, man!
Have you made your arrangements?
I'm gonna take up a collection to help pay for Okie's final expenses. I promise you, it ain't gonna be a cheap burial.
;)
:wavey:
It's ok. I've had times where i'll have a bottle of water on the counter next to a bottle of peroxide (sp?) and i'll reach over and almost take a swig of the peroxide. If you start holstering handheld water guns THEN I think you need to worry a little. :whistling:
I'm 49:alex:
Sorry. 25 years :rofl:
Holy ****!
That's ****in' OLD, man!
Have you made your arrangements?
I'm gonna take up a collection to help pay for Okie's final expenses. I promise you, it ain't gonna be a cheap burial.
;)
:wavey:
psssst............can we use Casino Cash??
I've lost it peeps. I'm completely over the top gone call the men in white coats. I went to run some errands and I told my self DON'T forget your wallet like you did yesterday, so I grab it and put in my pocket. I then said to my self don't forget to holster your weapon. I reach for my pistol and I reached for a pistol on a magazine cover. It's just over man, I'm done for,It's been a pleasure knowing you all, I don't know which facility I will be checked into but I will tell them to log into GT and let ya all know so you can come visit me. Goodbye all:wavey::sadangel:
Don't forget to marry your ketchup. :supergrin:
FastDraw McGraw
09-13-2008, 18:12
I'm 49:alex:
Well young "Sonny Boy" my son is 48...... so get over it......:rofl::rofl:..... hmmm, same age as my wife...:tongueout::tongueout:
i think the good lord has a sense of humor (just look at the aardvark and the ant-eater)
maybe he did it to you... he he
Holy ****!
That's ****in' OLD, man!
Have you made your arrangements?
I'm gonna take up a collection to help pay for Okie's final expenses. I promise you, it ain't gonna be a cheap burial.
;)
:wavey:
I keep tellin ya all I'm old:fred::rofl:
It's ok. I've had times where i'll have a bottle of water on the counter next to a bottle of peroxide (sp?) and i'll reach over and almost take a swig of the peroxide. If you start holstering handheld water guns THEN I think you need to worry a little. :whistling:
Thankfully I don't own any water guns
Sorry. 25 years :rofl:
It's gotta be closer then that:rofl::rofl:
psssst............can we use Casino Cash??
Use it all up for sure:supergrin::rofl:
Don't forget to marry your ketchup. :supergrin:
Don't like ketchup :rofl::rofl:
Annoyedgrunt
09-13-2008, 18:44
Did you think to yourself "hey, I don't remember buying this one!" :rofl:
Well young "Sonny Boy" my son is 48...... so get over it......:rofl::rofl:..... hmmm, same age as my wife...:tongueout:
I'm to far gone though:faint::rofl:
i think the good lord has a sense of humor (just look at the aardvark and the ant-eater)
maybe he did it to you... he he
Maybe so:rofl::rofl:
Did you think to yourself "hey, I don't remember buying this one!" :rofl:
No I didn't that's whats so bad:alex:
john123456
09-13-2008, 18:47
i like when i flick my cig ash in my glass instead of ash tray thats always fun :shocked:
Haha, don't feel bad I'm much younger and had a real crs moment a couple weeks ago. The wifey and I went out to eat, so holstered up, grabbed my spare mag and we head out to the restaurant. I get out of the truck and adjust my holster only to realize that it doesn't have a gun in it. :rofl:
The Pontificator
09-13-2008, 18:51
Okie's next post:
"I was in Wal-mart and felt a huge fart welling up inside of me. I lifted up one cheek as I was walking past the women's clothing section except it wasn't a fart..." :shocked:
:rofl:
Okie's next post:
"I was in Wal-mart and felt a huge fart welling up inside of me. I lifted up one cheek as I was walking past the women's clothing section except it wasn't a fart..." :shocked:
:rofl:
Oh jeeze lets hope not:alex::rofl::rofl:
Annoyedgrunt
09-13-2008, 18:57
Don't feel too bad Okes, we all have brainfarts every once in a while. Once when I was 21-22 I drove my car to the PX on base to buy some stuff. I paid for it, and walked out of the store, COMPLETELY FORGETTING THAT I HAD DRIVEN, and proceeded to walk back to the barracks.
Next morning I was like "Dude, where the hell is my freakin' car?!?" :embarassed:
cjlandry
09-14-2008, 03:19
Next morning I was like "Dude, where the hell is my freakin' car?!?" :embarassed:
:rofl::rofl:
kahrcarrier
09-14-2008, 05:08
I gotta know.............
What gun was on the magazine cover??
Don't feel too bad Okes, we all have brainfarts every once in a while. Once when I was 21-22 I drove my car to the PX on base to buy some stuff. I paid for it, and walked out of the store, COMPLETELY FORGETTING THAT I HAD DRIVEN, and proceeded to walk back to the barracks.
Next morning I was like "Dude, where the hell is my freakin' car?!?" :embarassed:
It's not just once in a while for me my friend:crying::faint:
I gotta know.............
What gun was on the magazine cover??
Nighthawk Custom:supergrin:
It's not just once in a while for me my friend:crying::faint:
You have a mild case of 'sometimers'
Nothing to worry about until it happens ALL the time:wavey:
Okie,
Someone will need to take care of your guns while your away, I'll be glad to help you out. I can send you my address and you can rest assured that I will take good care of them, just for you. :wavey:
You have a mild case of 'sometimers'
Nothing to worry about until it happens ALL the time:wavey:
I hope your right Mate:supergrin::wavey:
ElevatedThreat
09-14-2008, 09:39
Okie's next post:
"I was in Wal-mart and felt a huge fart welling up inside of me. I lifted up one cheek as I was walking past the women's clothing section except it wasn't a fart..." :shocked:
:rofl:
There is a medical term for this. It's called "Encopresis."
I've also heard it referred to as "bulbitation," but I think that is just a slang word.
(See all the interesting things that you can learn on GLOCKTalk? :supergrin: )
-ET
There is a medical term for this. It's called "Encopresis."
I've also heard it referred to as "bulbitation," but I think that is just a slang word.
(See all the interesting things that you can learn on GLOCKTalk? :supergrin: )
-ET
I sure hope I don't get that:crying::rofl:
rhikdavis
09-14-2008, 09:47
I reach for my pistol and I reached for a pistol on a magazine cover.
I think that worked for Bugs Bunny a few times. When he'd pull a hole out of a box and lay it on the ground for Elmer Fudd to fall in....
I think that worked for Bugs Bunny a few times. When he'd pull a hole out of a box and lay it on the ground for Elmer Fudd to fall in....
Yeah, that's the ticket:rofl::rofl:
I think that worked for Bugs Bunny a few times. When he'd pull a hole out of a box and lay it on the ground for Elmer Fudd to fall in....
I'm not as good as Bugs though:crying::faint:
bocephus549
09-14-2008, 10:02
Holy ****!
That's ****in' OLD, man!
Have you made your arrangements?
I'm gonna take up a collection to help pay for Okie's final expenses. I promise you, it ain't gonna be a cheap burial.
;)
:wavey:
Dang right it ain't gonna cheap. It's gonna take a back hoe and a dozer to bury that big ol' rascal. :supergrin:
Okie if you "think" you're crazy you're not.
ElevatedThreat
09-14-2008, 10:02
I think that worked for Bugs Bunny a few times. When he'd pull a hole out of a box and lay it on the ground for Elmer Fudd to fall in....
Oh -- maybe that explains why little boys get expelled from Kindergarten these days for drawing pictures of guns with their Crayons.
The teachers are afraid they'll pull the guns out of the drawings and hurt somebody with them!
-ET
Did you think to yourself "hey, I don't remember buying this one!" :rofl:
That was funny. :rofl:
Dang right it ain't gonna cheap. It's gonna take a back hoe and a dozer to bury that big ol' rascal. :supergrin:
Okie if you "think" you're crazy you're not.
That's just damn funny right there:rofl::rofl: I am crazy though, for sure:faint:
There is a medical term for this. It's called "Encopresis."
I've also heard it referred to as "bulbitation," but I think that is just a slang word.
(See all the interesting things that you can learn on GLOCKTalk? :supergrin: )
-ET
Or by its more common name, "Gambled and lost"!:shocked:
You have a camo sidearm, mi amigo.
Bein' as it blends right in with everywhere and becomes invisible, I'm surprised you can find it anytime. :supergrin:
The only way to solve this problem is to get a Nighthawk so it's real when you grab for it.
Don't feel too bad Okes, we all have brainfarts every once in a while. Once when I was 21-22 I drove my car to the PX on base to buy some stuff. I paid for it, and walked out of the store, COMPLETELY FORGETTING THAT I HAD DRIVEN, and proceeded to walk back to the barracks.
Next morning I was like "Dude, where the hell is my freakin' car?!?" :embarassed:
I do similar crap like that all the time. Sometimes I'll park on one side, and wonder around in the other parking lot for a good minute like "OH ***** WHERES MY CAR?!" Needless, I'm often late for work, doh! Maybe its the brainwaves on base/post? *looks for tinfoil hat*
Okie....Okie...Oakie....Okay, Oquee.....Okie Dokie, Oky....Listen up, young feller, if every time I did something that forget-full I surmised I was crazy, well , the " white-coats " would have thrown the key away by now....
A short story, and true :
I drove to a near-by gasoline station one strange day....went inside to pay ( this was before EVERY STATION IN THE WORLD INSISTED ON PRE-PAY, you know, in the days before the THIEVES led us down that path...) , and when returning to my auto, I opened the door, and lo-and-behold, there was a guy sitting in "my" auto....
I was thinking..."...now, why is this old fart sitting in MY car..."
The old fart was thinking..."...now, why is this punk getting into MY car...? "
Fact :....same color, model, year of and condition of said vehicle, only difference was, mine was a pump south of the one I tried to enter.....YIKES.
Did I think I was nutzo? Sure.
Did I pehaps think I had "lost it", my marbles, that is ? Of course .
Did I eventually get over it and get on with my life, achieving success in all area, including sex, money, politics, etc...etc.....?
NOPE.
I yam Outsir, from one asylum resident to another....:cool:
I'm gonna take up a collection to help pay for Okie's final expenses. I promise you, it ain't gonna be a cheap burial.
Those Blue Angels flyovers push the total way up. You'd think Missing Man Formation would cost less.
:wavey:
You have a camo sidearm, mi amigo.
Bein' as it blends right in with everywhere and becomes invisible, I'm surprised you can find it anytime. :supergrin:
The only way to solve this problem is to get a Nighthawk so it's real when you grab for it.
I sure wish I could afford an Nighthawk Doug:crying::faint:
Okie....Okie...Oakie....Okay, Oquee.....Okie Dokie, Oky....Listen up, young feller, if every time I did something that forget-full I surmised I was crazy, well , the " white-coats " would have thrown the key away by now....
A short story, and true :
I drove to a near-by gasoline station one strange day....went inside to pay ( this was before EVERY STATION IN THE WORLD INSISTED ON PRE-PAY, you know, in the days before the THIEVES led us down that path...) , and when returning to my auto, I opened the door, and lo-and-behold, there was a guy sitting in "my" auto....
I was thinking..."...now, why is this old fart sitting in MY car..."
The old fart was thinking..."...now, why is this punk getting into MY car...? "
Fact :....same color, model, year of and condition of said vehicle, only difference was, mine was a pump south of the one I tried to enter.....YIKES.
Did I think I was nutzo? Sure.
Did I pehaps think I had "lost it", my marbles, that is ? Of course .
Did I eventually get over it and get on with my life, achieving success in all area, including sex, money, politics, etc...etc.....?
NOPE.
I yam Outsir, from one asylum resident to another....:cool:
Welcome to the asylum Mate:supergrin::wavey:
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