Let This Be A Lesson To You

[KilgoreTrout]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn257/jlkeel/IMG_0012.jpg?t=1222223470

If you intend to slither through kilgore's yard, suburbia or not, Ill get you.

Found him minding his own business when I went to take my parents dogs out (They are on vacation).
This little ****er tested me. Fled through the swimming pool, which I fired two rounds into. Then four more rounds into the flower bed, where I grazed his neck and he slowed.

He "lost his head" after that.

I dont **** with snakes. Period.

[MarksGlock22]

You shot into your parents swimming pool?:rofl:

[KilgoreTrout]

You shot into your parents swimming pool?:rofl:

**** yes. Had they been home, I wouldnt have. But it tried to run from me Mark. You know how it is, brother.

I started to let it go, and then .01 seconds later I thought, "I wonder if this will crack the plaster?" Then I went nuts.

Who's yard would it have terrorized next?

It was in the deep end, and I chose 9mm for this execution due to the darkness and my proficiency level with it, and as TD has probably let it be known, I have weak little arms.

Ill fish the lead out tomorrow in the daylight.

[Eric]

If it had been a spider, what of theirs would you have shot?

[KilgoreTrout]

If it had been a spider, what of theirs would you have shot?

I burn spiders, eric. I would have burnt the whole ****ing house down.

[Eric]

I burn spiders, eric. I would have burnt the whole ****ing house down.


I almost did that once to my brother's house in N ID, east of Coeur d Alene. That's what you get when you mix me, a 12-pack, a giant freaking spider, a can of hair spray and a lighter. It was quite a spectacle. Eric

[KilgoreTrout]

I almost did that once to my brother's house in N ID, east of Coeur d Alene. That's what you get when you mix me, a 12-pack, a giant freaking spider, a can of hair spray and a lighter. It was quite a spectacle. Eric


arachnids are not to be taken lightly, and you clearly get that. That is what I like about you.

[MarksGlock22]

I am neither affraid of snakes or spiders. I am seriously affraid of tornado's though, and I have never even been around a real one.:dunno:

[KilgoreTrout]

I am neither affraid of snakes or spiders. I am seriously affraid of tornado's though, and I have never even been around a real one.:dunno:

Ill shot one of those two, if it ever crosses my lawn.

[Eric]

arachnids are not to be taken lightly, and you clearly get that. That is what I like about you.

A Brown Recluse put me in the hospital for a week, when I was in the Army. That little bastard did a number on me and I didn't get medivacced until the bite was fairly advanced. That was a tough week. I don't like spiders. Eric

[Sidhe]

Dude, you killed a ratsnake. It eats the bad ****.

[KilgoreTrout]

Dude, you killed a ratsnake. It eats the bad ****.

I know what it is. I killed its mother last week.

You guys are cops. IT RAN FROM ME!

srsly, i just cant let them go. Im sick. I hate them.

[PeterJasonMN]

Dude, you killed a ratsnake. It eats the bad ****.


"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast????"

[TylerDurden]

I like your style KT... my cousin and I did the same thing with a garter snake in his yard a while back.

I'm especially impressed that you fired into the pool... May I call you Dr. Thompson?

[KilgoreTrout]

I like your style KT... my cousin and I did the same thing with a garter snake in his yard a while back.

I'm especially impressed that you fired into the pool... May I call you Dr. Thompson?

As your attorney I advise you to rent a fast car, preferably a convertible.

[TylerDurden]

I am neither affraid of snakes or spiders. I am seriously affraid of tornado's though, and I have never even been around a real one.:dunno:

I've been through a couple tornados... I've had people try to rob me at knifepoint, I've been in more fistfights than I can remember... none of these things scare me.

Spiders make me pee my pants.

[KilgoreTrout]

http://www.capitola.com/dogs/images/Howl-o-ween/spider.jpg

[TylerDurden]

As your attorney I advise you to rent a fast car, preferably a convertible.

Get back in the tub, eat some reds and try to calm down...

[KilgoreTrout]

Get back in the tub, eat some reds and try to calm down...

"one toke over the line...."

[TylerDurden]

http://www.capitola.com/dogs/images/Howl-o-ween/spider.jpg

****ing ether... spider dogs!

[KilgoreTrout]

****ing ether... spider dogs!

What are you doing up? Still humping the American dream?

[TylerDurden]

What are you doing up? Still humping the American dream?

Like a caricature of a Dallas used car salesman.

[KilgoreTrout]

Like a caricature of a Dallas used car salesman.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "

[TylerDurden]

That whole movie reminds me of a chap I know... let's call him Trevor Dryden. This fellow, as a young man ate a whole big bag of psychedelic mushrooms and spent a very bizarre afternoon wandering around a large midwestern city.

[PeterJasonMN]

It goes without saying we'll have to cut his head off

[TylerDurden]

It goes without saying we'll have to cut his head off

That whole scene with Toby Maguire cracks me up. :rofl:

[Sidhe]

It goes without saying we'll have to cut his head off

Tyler? Or the pug?

[PeterJasonMN]

Get on Gmail dammit.

[KilgoreTrout]

Get on Gmail dammit.

I hope to someday have textual relations with you over gmail, PJ.

[Sidhe]

I hope to someday have textual relations with you over gmail, PJ.

Yeah, well then I smack him on AIM instead, though NOW he's on Gmail.

[MacG22]

I am neither affraid of snakes or spiders. I am seriously affraid of tornado's though, and I have never even been around a real one.:dunno:

I emptied a clip into a tornado one time.

[TylerDurden]

I emptied a clip into a tornado one time.

Didja get 'em good?

[MacG22]

Didja get 'em good?

Funny you should ask. I didn't notice that it did much good, but I WAS using 9mm. So that could be it.

But I lived in Oklahoma for a few years and saw a couple with my little eyes. Enough to make a man move to the mountains (which I did).

[Critias]

I know what it is. I killed its mother last week.

You guys are cops. IT RAN FROM ME!

srsly, i just cant let them go. Im sick. I hate them.
No, no, no. You've got your story backwards. It was coming right FOR you, right? Right? *nudge, nudge* And you were in fear for your life, right?

[TylerDurden]

Either way, the perp was resisting arrest.

Good shoot.

[BigPhil]

Use a 10mm next time and you won't have to clean up a dead snake. It'll vaporize and be like dust in the wind.

[cjlandry]

Dammit! My hotel's "WiFi" is limiting my bandwidth.

I wanted to post pics of my suicidal tarantulas. Poor, lonely bastards.

Got a good tornado pic from Oklahoma as well. That one didn't hurt me either.

[TylerDurden]

Wussy ass tornados... I remember one that came through our little town in ND when I was five. Couldn't touch me.

There was a skunk that kicked my ass though.

[cjlandry]

You shouldn't have crawled under that freshly painted white fence.

Otherwise, that skunk would have left you alone.

[TylerDurden]

You shouldn't have crawled under that freshly painted white fence.

Otherwise, that skunk would have left you alone.

Damn horny French skunks...

[Eyescream]

I am neither affraid of snakes or spiders. I am seriously affraid of tornado's though, and I have never even been around a real one.:dunno:

When I was a young clown, I lived in Alabama. Tornadoes were a pretty common thing. So common that one woke me up as it was trashing a house down the street, and I just rolled over and went back to sleep. lol

Bees, on the other hand, make me squeal and flail around like a damn girl.

[KilgoreTrout]

Bees, on the other hand, make me squeal and flail around like a damn girl.

If I buy a shotgun, and move into your beard, you will never have to worry about bees again, buddy.

think on it.

[cjlandry]

If I buy a shotgun, and move into your beard, you will never have to worry about bees again, buddy.

think on it.

That's mildly disturbing

[KilgoreTrout]

That's mildly disturbing
Does that mean you wont come in for tea?

[Eyescream]

That's mildly disturbing

I think that's probably part of Project Mayhem's function here.

*high five*

:supergrin:

[cjlandry]

Does that mean you wont come in for tea?

Cappucino, senza zuccharre.

[KilgoreTrout]

Who wants to pet my snake?

[KilgoreTrout]

Cappucino, senza zuccharre.


Just please dont complain if their is a pube in your tea. Do you have any idea what life in a beard is like?

[TylerDurden]

Who wants to pet my snake?

Oh how I wish they could hear the family guy voice you do... :rofl:

[KilgoreTrout]

Oh how I wish they could hear the family guy voice you do... :rofl:

I was thinking last night how much I wish I could leave a "voice message" on here for all of you ****ers to wake up to.

[TylerDurden]

"Hey there, muscly arms! Guess who?"

[cjlandry]

Send a wav file. I'll post it.

[KilgoreTrout]

Send a wav file. I'll post it.

Ill see if i can figure out how to make one when I get off work. Ill compose a short message for you all.

[TylerDurden]

Send a wav file. I'll post it.

You've got a mic on your laptop don't you KT?

[KilgoreTrout]

You've got a mic on your laptop don't you KT?
I can rig soemthing up. Ive got tons of musical equipment and **** laying around.

[Eyescream]

Just please dont complain if their is a pube in your tea. Do you have any idea what life in a beard is like?

On the upside, I keep it conditioned, so my face pubes are silky and soft. :supergrin:

[KilgoreTrout]

On the upside, I keep it conditioned, so my face pubes are silky and soft. :supergrin:

again, I really cant think you enough for that.

[Eyescream]

again, I really cant think you enough for that.

Well... perhaps we could work somethin' out. I could use a strappin' young man to do some chores around my house.

http://www.mezcotoyz.com/store/inventory/Family%20Guy/fam-exc-001.jpg

[TylerDurden]

Well... perhaps we could work somethin' out. I could use a strappin' young man to do some chores around my house.

http://www.mezcotoyz.com/store/inventory/Family%20Guy/fam-exc-001.jpg

That's the voice he does! Seriously, dead on impression of that old perv from Family Guy.

I'm constantly asking him to talk to people on Xbox live in that voice. :rofl:

[Eyescream]

That's the voice he does! Seriously, dead on impression of that old perv from Family Guy.

I'm constantly asking him to talk to people on Xbox live in that voice. :rofl:

If I could do that voice, I would do it all the time. In meetings and everything.

[Critias]

I'm constantly asking him to talk to people on Xbox live in that voice. :rofl:
I can just imagine a "Well hey there, muscley arms!" piping through someone's earphones in the middle of a Halo match or something.

[KilgoreTrout]

I can just imagine a "Well hey there, muscley arms!" piping through someone's earphones in the middle of a Halo match or something.
Oh, it definitely happens.

[TylerDurden]

I can just imagine a "Well hey there, muscley arms!" piping through someone's earphones in the middle of a Halo match or something.

Oh, it definitely happens.

And I laugh hysterically every time... especially when he addresses people by name. :rofl:

[Critias]

That creepy old bastard is one of the funniest bits on that show...and that's saying something, 'cause Family Guy's full of funny stuff anyhow.