Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

[G26man]

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

Ponti, was that you?

[INJoker]

Must have been toxxxic!

[Clyde in CO]

what kind of a wimp files charges because somebody farted on him?

just another cop with an 'I'll show you' attitude.

[The Pontificator]

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

Ponti, was that you?


:whistling:

Linky no worky.

[HandyMan Hugh]

What did Cruz have to eat beforehand? I want some of that! :rofl:

[G26man]

:whistling:

Linky no worky.

Weird, works for me.



SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

[xsiv4s]

If he had only had a match, it could have been arson.

[Daryl in Az]

Doubt it'll stand in court, but these days you never know!

Daryl

[chadster1]

If it was me, I would of been charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

[Jason D]

I hope this doesn't start the ball rolling against Crop-dusters.






I rather enjoy that passtime.

[gwalchmai]

"I fart een your general direction!"

[hardballing]

Hey, could have been "silent but deadly". Just like the name says. :)

P.S. This charge is bullsh**. Or just the smell :)

Man, you could go on and on with this.

[PeterJasonMN]

Over in CT I said this was chicken****, but the only thing I could see it having been done for is to get more charges for a pleabargain.


Still stupid though.

[Tx-G30]

oh hell ! I'll rip one and then yell "thats what I think about you!!"

[Russ in PA]

In the event the guy gets prison time, does anyone know where farters fall in the prison pecking order? Are they down there with child molesters?

[okie]

That's gettin a tad carried away:alex:

[adhocglock]

If he passed gas there must not have been much obstruction.:supergrin:

[wolfman97]

If you gotta go to jail for something . . . .

[itisbruno]

This has to be a joke, no?

[Dragoon44]

Did he say, "It's on cuz..." before ripping that fart off?:rofl:

[PeterJasonMN]

I'd have done it and yelled "I fart in your general direction!"

[Cross-X]

My buddy will be in trouble if he is ever arrested...

[fabricator]

"I fart een your general direction!"

You steeeenking english peeeg dog!

[Haldor]

If it was me, I would of been charged with ass-ault with a deadly weapon.

Fixed it for you.:tongueout:

[Glockerel]

Send him to the Gas Chamber!

[silentpoet]

Was his name Terrence or was it Phillip?

One of my favorite recent ones was one I let just outside of an elevator, but it followed me and a coworker in for several floors of hilarity.

[OXCOPS]

Must have had the same thing I did last night. :puking: