Just for the record...

[Mrs. VR]

We home school our three kids, and not only are they smart, they're social, and even play sports and go to Hebrew school!

We've been married for 14.5 years, together for 16.5 and so far no one has filed for divorce.

We don't drink alcohol, but don't care if you do.

We own guns, and never fight about it.

We have a vicious face eating GSD/Doberman mix.

We're Jews who vote conservative.

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.


That is all. :supergrin:

[Eyescream]

Tattoos are stupid and ugly. So there.

[xsiv4s]

O.K., sure you agree on the easy stuff, but which way do you mount the role of toilet paper?

[Atlas]

Well!
Now we know...


:headscratch:

[itisbruno]

Yea, OK Mrs. Vr ....

but the truly burning question of the day is....


























What are you wearing???

:supergrin:

:wavey:

go pat the hound on the head for me please.

:cool:

[Mrs. VR]

I'm planning to greet VR at the door with a smile and saran wrap...to wrap up leftovers of course :animlol:

Actually, my point was, things aren't all doom and gloom everywhere. ;)

[dave_pro2a]

We're Jews who vote conservative.

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.


I thought that wasn't allowed? (the tattoo, not the conservative voting)

http://www.geocities.com/mnlerner2000/

[dango]

Quote--"we own guns and never fight about it,"That`s kinda,how you say,a GOOD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dunno:

[bocephus549]

Saran Wrap???Let me be the first to say:needspics:

[mhambi]

You forgot to mention where you stand on breastfeeding.


















:rofl:

[hill billy]

We home school our three kids, and not only are they smart, they're social, and even play sports and go to Hebrew school!

We've been married for 14.5 years, together for 16.5 and so far no one has filed for divorce.

We don't drink alcohol, but don't care if you do.

We own guns, and never fight about it.

We have a vicious face eating GSD/Doberman mix.

We're Jews who vote conservative.

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.


That is all. :supergrin:

I bet you cuss like a sailor, don't you!? Don't you?!:tongueout:

[Mrs. VR]

I thought that wasn't allowed? (the tattoo, not the conservative voting)

http://www.geocities.com/mnlerner2000/
I asked my Rabbi about that, he said there is no Jewish cemetery that would refuse to allow someone to be buried there because they had a tattoo.

PS- my great Aunt has one, but she didn't ask for it. :sad:

[Mrs. VR]

I bet you cuss like a sailor, don't you!? Don't you?!:tongueout:you know it;)

[cjlandry]

That's really cool, Sharon.

Inspiring, even: ;)

Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew

Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew

(speaking)Max:
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?(/speaking)

Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!

[Just Say No]

The real question is, where do you stand on profanity in PMs?

[Point Blanks]

Jews huh?

Do you believe in Jesus Christ?

Is He your Lord and Saviour?

[12131]

We home school our three kids, and not only are they smart, they're social, and even play sports and go to Hebrew school!

We've been married for 14.5 years, together for 16.5 and so far no one has filed for divorce.

We don't drink alcohol, but don't care if you do.

We own guns, and never fight about it.

We have a vicious face eating GSD/Doberman mix.

We're Jews who vote conservative.

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.


That is all. :supergrin:
Whew! There's hope yet. :dancing:

[cjlandry]

Jews huh?

:eyebrow::shame:

[john_glock_mi]

I hope you don't live in California because you are now officially unqualified to teach your children.

[Mrs. VR]

CJ- :supergrin:

Just Say No- I just edited because Eric changed his policy, so have at it as long as the other person is good with it.

Point Blanks- um, I think you already know the answer to that.

[cashisking]

One of THOSE days huh??? (I suspect you typed at LEAST 5 responses today before your cooler head prevailed!)

:wavey::wavey:






Soooo what kind of Tattoo you thinkin of???:whistling:

[Mrs. VR]

I hope you don't live in California because you are now officially unqualified to teach your children.nope :supergrin:

[Point Blanks]

Point Blanks- um, I think you already know the answer to that.


Some Jews believe in Jesus Christ,some don't.



I figured i would ask?



Jesus was a Jew :cool:

[FLRon777]

.....

[Point Blanks]

:eyebrow::shame:


.....

[INJoker]

I'm young.

I have a lot of good friends.

I have a traveler of Captain Morgan in the freezer.

I don't always have much extra money, but I do always have my needs taken care of.

I own a G19.

In my life, I've been with a girl or two that was "way out of my league."

No matter what happens, I know that I will protect the people I care about and they will do the same for me.

I've had the benefit of a solid public education and a chance to attend college on a partial scholarship.

Things aren't bad. They can always get much, much worse. Some days I wake up on the wrong side of the bed. There have been times where things were really rough. But one thing I've always felt/known and always will is this: The worst day of my entire life will still be better than the BEST day that 75% of the world will have. The worst possible things that could happen to me (loss, disease, bankruptcy, divorce) have happened to millions and millions of other people who have picked up and kept going.

I feel lucky to live in the time and place that I do and in the "big picture," I know that I am fortunate for every breath I've drawn, every experience I've had and every memory I've made.

[Mrs. VR]

One of THOSE days huh??? (I suspect you typed at LEAST 5 responses today before your cooler head prevailed!)

:wavey::wavey:






Soooo what kind of Tattoo you thinkin of???:whistling:I dunno, it has to be something I can live with forever in a place that wont sag...that limits things. :animlol:

[tous]

Hmmmmm ... she fails to mention her proclivity to savagely attack innocent hot dog packages with a big, honkin' Kershaw knife. :scared:

And setting kitchen appliances ablaze. :supergrin:

:wavey:

[cashisking]

I dunno, it has to be something I can live with forever in a place that wont sag...that limits things. :animlol:


I got a biggie on my tummy below my belly button (I think you know that) but it was pointed out to me by someone much older and wiser that that flower was gonna stretch and buldge in ways i never imagined... Sorta put that whole "plan ahead" thing into perspective!!! :supergrin:

[Mrs. VR]

InJoker, that's the spirit!

I forgot to add, I'm close to my parents (they live in our inlaw suite!) I help my mom who is battling cancer, and even though the cancer part sucks, it's wonderful that we're able to be here for her.

Oh, and my parents have been married over 50 years, my grandparents were married for 63 before my grandmother died, and my other grandparents were married a long time before they died as well. :)

[Santa CruZin]

:headscratch: :hugs:

[Mrs. VR]

Hmmmmm ... she fails to mention her proclivity to savagely attack innocent hot dog packages with a big, honkin' Kershaw knife. :scared:

And setting kitchen appliances ablaze. :supergrin:

:wavey:I have expanded, I have a kershaw, a CRKT, and a spyderco now;)

And I haven't set anything on fire for months now.:tease:

[Mrs. VR]

I got a biggie on my tummy below my belly button (I think you know that) but it was pointed out to me by someone much older and wiser that that flower was gonna stretch and buldge in ways i never imagined... Sorta put that whole "plan ahead" thing into perspective!!! :supergrin:
that little rosebud is turning into a long stem? :rofl: :hugs:

[Mrs. VR]

:headscratch: :hugs::wavey: :hugs:

[southernshooter]

Jews huh?

Do you believe in Jesus Christ?

Is He your Lord and Saviour?

Jews, as the chosen people have a guaranteed path to heaven. Christians need Jesus to be able to get in.

[Point Blanks]

Jews, as the chosen people have a guaranteed path to heaven. Christians need Jesus to be able to get in.



Ah....i see now,thanks! :cool:

[No Frills McGee]

I had a jewish friend in high school, we made fun of him a lot for it then he made fun back at us for not being jewish. " You weren't chosen for a reason! " haha. Its good we can laugh about these things, maybe wars would end. This thread is going to take a turn for the worse i suspect.. because some people can't laugh. Look at my leprachaun

[Swanny]

Jews huh?

Do you believe in Jesus Christ?

Is He your Lord and Saviour?

"Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."

http://detectovision.com/pics/jobu2.jpg

[INJoker]

As a muslim, I've horribly offended Mr. McGee...

[Dragoon44]

We home school our three kids, and not only are they smart, they're social, and even play sports and go to Hebrew school!

We've been married for 14.5 years, together for 16.5 and so far no one has filed for divorce.

We don't drink alcohol, but don't care if you do.

We own guns, and never fight about it.

We have a vicious face eating GSD/Doberman mix.

We're Jews who vote conservative.

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.


That is all. :supergrin:

Yeah, but your HOT, so you can get away with being odd.


:rofl::rofl:

[Tristan]

I got a biggie on my tummy below my belly button (I think you know that) but it was pointed out to me by someone much older and wiser that that flower was gonna stretch and buldge in ways i never imagined... Sorta put that whole "plan ahead" thing into perspective!!! :supergrin:

A friend of mine in HS had a dolphin tat on her abdomen..........it looked really sexy when she had a tiny, flat tummy............then she got pregnant in her senior year and it looked like a whale. :supergrin:

[*ASH*]

waits whos hawt!!!! :supergrin: and where are pics of this hawtness

[Tristan]

waits whos hawt!!!! :supergrin: and where are pics of this hawtness

Stretch marks really enhance the look of a blue whale. ;)

[*ASH*]

A friend of mine in HS had a dolphin tat on her abdomen..........it looked really sexy when she had a tiny, flat tummy............then she got pregnant in her senior year and it looked like a whale. :supergrin:

i wonder if the dolphin got caught in the tuna net . :rofl::rofl:

[Just Say No]

Some Jews believe in Jesus Christ,some don't.



I figured i would ask?



Jesus was a Jew :cool:


I'll let you in on a little secret, almost all jews believe in Jesus and so do most atheist, only Christians think he was a god though.

[GMAN40]

I'm planning to greet VR at the door with a smile and saran wrap...to wrap up leftovers of course :animlol:

Actually, my point was, things aren't all doom and gloom everywhere. ;)


Amen!

[Point Blanks]

I'll let you in on a little secret, almost all jews believe in Jesus and so do most atheist, only Christians think he was a god though.


You need to spend more time on one of GT's subforum before making statements like this:

http://glocktalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=55


The resident Jews and atheists there will enlighten you concerning "your secret".

Good place where one can learn mucho!

[PeterJasonMN]

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.





If you do that I will come out and babysit the kids while you and Jay go away for a weekend.

[PeterJasonMN]

"Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."

http://detectovision.com/pics/jobu2.jpg



"Cerrano no hit the curve ball!"

[john_glock_mi]

nope :supergrin:

Good, you sound like a good home schoolin' mom!

[misskitty5077]

I asked my Rabbi about that, he said there is no Jewish cemetery that would refuse to allow someone to be buried there because they had a tattoo.

PS- my great Aunt has one, but she didn't ask for it. :sad:

I don't know that I could standing seeing one of those in person... :crying:

[Mrs. VR]

blah blah blah religion blah blah blah, come on, you guys tell us what's GOOD in your lives! :woohoo:

[itisbruno]

I'm in the great state of Texas getting training towards a new career path.

The GF is HOT and really digs me. Good cook too!!

I'm devilishly handsome.

Mom is in stable health, holding her own.

The niece's dog is kinda dumb but is always glad to see me.

I had a 20 oz medium-rare blackened slice of prime rib for dinnah.

:supergrin:

[Mrs. VR]

YAY BRUNO!!! :dancing:

[Mrs. VR]

Here's another one, we met the caterer tonight to plan the menu for number one son's Bar Mitzvah. That's :woohoo: and :nailbiting: all at the same time!

[PeterJasonMN]

Nothing right now. Today is a bad day. Check back tomorrow.

[Mrs. VR]

Nothing right now. Today is a bad day. Check back tomorrow.:sad: well, you have a cute little friend who thinks the world of you.

[PeterJasonMN]

:sad: well, you have a cute little friend who thinks the world of you.



No. She slapped me with a restraining order.

[Mrs. VR]

No. She slapped me with a restraining order.:rofl: :tease:

[xsiv4s]

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

[troy96]

blah blah blah religion blah blah blah, come on, you guys tell us what's GOOD in your lives! :woohoo:

Your just jealous because your not allowed to recruit.:tongueout:


On a good note, my old deaf kitty is still kicking. He throws up and poops everywhere, but still alive and happy.:supergrin:

[TheeBadOne]

<---is considering a tattoo (believe it or not!)





(a memorial)

[PeterJasonMN]

If I do one, it's going to be something like this
http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/compass_pocket.jpg


It's just right now you still can't get room in tattoo shops because all the freshmen girls are still piling in getting their tramp stamps.

[cashisking]

happy about you say?

I have the love of family and friends.

I dont live in a cardboard box.

I do not have to eat dog food for lunch tomorrow.

I get a paycheck on payday.

I do not have to go to the pawn shop with my weapon and my playstation tomorrow!

I have only to ask and the ever healing hug is there for me!!!:hugs:

I am not getting divorced anytime soon!!!



Thanks S, that REALLY made me feelz better!:hugs:

[fwm]

A tattoo? Changes the 'shower' scene for me. Any idea what you might want?

[crghill]

We home school our three kids, and not only are they smart, they're social, and even play sports and go to Hebrew school!

We've been married for 14.5 years, together for 16.5 and so far no one has filed for divorce.

We don't drink alcohol, but don't care if you do.

We own guns, and never fight about it.

We have a vicious face eating GSD/Doberman mix.

We're Jews who vote conservative.

Someday, I might even get a tattoo.


That is all. :supergrin:

I love homeschooling my kids. When we study history, we get in the car and go to the Alamo. Hydrology, down to the river, oceanography...off to the beach. We are going to study hurricanes the next time we go see my wifes folks in Mississippi by stopping and looking at the damage from katrina. The list goes on and on. Our kids have many friends, play in the neighborhood when the other kids get out of school. People who are biased against homeschooling really don't understand how great it is.
:tongueout:

[JMS]

1. "Chosen" refers to having to following 600 + mitzvahs (i.e. good deeds) not chosen above others for preferential treatment.

2. This Jew, i.e. me has 2 tattoos (Israeli flag and the Shield of Israel) with a 3rd one coming shortly (again Jewish related).

3. This Jew doesn't believe in politics and picking b/t the better of two evils, so I don't vote.

Flame away :wavey:

[Point Blanks]

blah blah blah religion blah blah blah, come on, you guys tell us what's GOOD in your lives! :woohoo:


For me what is good is that i have God (religion) in my life,can it get any better / important than that? :hugs:

[Mrs. VR]

Great replies! What a wonderful thing to wake up to! Keep 'em coming! :hugs:

[mhambi]

I didn't die in my sleep last night! :dancingbanana:

[Mrs. VR]

always one of my favorites!I didn't die in my sleep last night! :dancingbanana:

[tous]

Great replies! What a wonderful thing to wake up to! Keep 'em coming! :hugs:

Y'all are still in bed? :shocked:

Get up and make VR a sammich, wimmins!

:supergrin: :wavey:

[Skyhook]

"We're Jews who vote conservative."

Puleeze move to NY so we can say we have two families like that!:faint:

[Brown Hawk]

I didn't die in my sleep last night! :dancingbanana:

Are you sure about that? Maybe you just haven't read the obits yet.:wow:

Well, since I just came off a week of vacation, it's been a let down.

But hey! At least I had a GREAT job to come back to!:cool::wavey:

Hawk

[vote Republican]

Puleeze move to NY

ha ha
no.















:supergrin:

[bill-hhh]

Well I have a great wife, great kids, a pretty cool job, nice truck, house, 4 dogs, 5 cats, a lizard, a handful of motor toys and the list goes on.

Everyone in my family (including the critters) is healthy and it's a half hour till lunch.

Life is good :wavey:

[Skyhook]

ha ha
no.
:crying::crying:














:supergrin:

:crying: