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PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 16:24
Ugh.



Thank god today is basically over. Now I just need to get off my ass, go to the liquor store and get some Bombay Sapphire.

KilgoreTrout
09-24-2008, 16:25
Ugh.



Thank god today is basically over. Now I just need to get off my ass, go to the liquor store and get some Bombay Sapphire.

want to get drunk online together?

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 16:27
Negative. Me + drunk online = "You Have Received a Private Message From Eric"

KilgoreTrout
09-24-2008, 16:28
Negative. Me + drunk online = "You Have Received a Private Message From Eric"
But you have an online drunk tank to come to!

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 16:30
Nothing is impossible when you combine me with alchol.





Except getting laid.

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 16:35
I'm hoping for AOD level drunken posting.

Easterbrook
09-24-2008, 16:36
Nothing is impossible when you combine me with alchol.





Except getting laid.


See, I find I'm better with the ladies when I am drunk . . . . No, Scratch that. I'm better with the ladies when they are drunk.

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 16:37
See, I find I'm better with the ladies when I am drunk . . . . No, Scratch that. I'm better with the ladies when they are drunk.


http://www.dailydiatribe.com.au/dd/archives/aussie_12.JPG

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 16:38
http://www.dailydiatribe.com.au/dd/archives/aussie_12.JPG

Holy hell... that guy looks just like Easterbrook! :rofl:

KilgoreTrout
09-24-2008, 16:40
look at the caption under the guys picture.

MacG22
09-24-2008, 16:43
I often drink and post. It's a common thing. Not a ton, mind you. But I'm not too worried.


However,I unplug my computer on the rare occasion I get drunk. It's like a hemingway novel. It just gets dysfunctional.

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 16:44
Even though he's dead to me now, nothing beats drunk AOD postings.

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 16:48
I often drink and post. It's a common thing. Not a ton, mind you. But I'm not too worried.


However,I unplug my computer on the rare occasion I get drunk. It's like a hemingway novel. It just gets dysfunctional.

I wanna see you worse than Hemingway dysfunctional... I wanna see Bukowski (Hemingway wannabe) drunk dysfunctional.

Swanny
09-24-2008, 16:50
http://www.dailydiatribe.com.au/dd/archives/aussie_12.JPG

I've never spiked my own drink, but I have sat on my hand to make it fall asleep so it felt like I was cheating on myself when I whacked off.

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 16:51
I've never spiked my own drink, but I have sat on my hand to make it fall asleep so it felt like I was cheating on myself when I whacked off.


"The Stranger"


Nice, very nice.

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 16:51
I've never spiked my own drink, but I have sat on my hand to make it fall asleep so it felt like I was cheating on myself when I whacked off.

I call that giving myself "a stranger".

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 16:51
Jinx 12345678910

Easterbrook
09-24-2008, 17:08
Holy hell... that guy looks just like Easterbrook! :rofl:

Hey now, I'm dashing enough not to have to spike drinks.

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 17:10
Hey now, I'm dashing enough not to have to spike drinks.

You sweep yourself off your feet without date rape drugs?

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 17:13
I think I only told KT this, but the ***** of the day was I had to put my Golden up for adoption today. I can't have her here, and due to some conditions going on in my mom's life, I can't have the dog living there. So I called a girl I know from back home. Turns out her dad wanted to get another Golden to keep their male GR company (not in the carnal way), since their last female died.

The whole agreement process took about 10 minutes, if that.

So I brought her out today. She went from a tiny house/no yard/no exercise to over 360 acres, another Golden, cows to look at, and a ton of people to play with.

This was on the way to the farm
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v336/195/33/13934744/n13934744_48298555_5578.jpg

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 17:16
I think I only told KT this, but the ***** of the day was I had to put my Golden up for adoption today. I can't have her here, and due to some conditions going on in my mom's life, I can't have the dog living there. So I called a girl I know from back home. Turns out her dad wanted to get another Golden to keep their male GR company (not in the carnal way), since their last female died.

The whole agreement process took about 10 minutes, if that.

So I brought her out today. She went from a tiny house/no yard/no exercise to over 360 acres, another Golden, cows to look at, and a ton of people to play with.

This was on the way to the farm
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v336/195/33/13934744/n13934744_48298555_5578.jpg

Her name is Sasha, right? She's a beautiful dog - we've talked about her before.

She'll be well looked after, I can imagine how tough that is when you've had her so long.

My first dog died after fighting with a porcupine... broke my heart.

Hope you feel better PJ.

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 17:18
We got to the farm and Remington (The boy Golden) practically attacked my car once he saw who was inside. Me and Kelcie's dad let them run around as I gave him the down-low on her.

Within 15min ol' Rem was tryin to give her the baloney poney :rofl: Sasha was having NONE of that though.

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 17:19
We got to the farm and Remington (The boy Golden) practically attacked my car once he saw who was inside. Me and Kelcie's dad let them run around as I gave him the down-low on her.

Within 15min ol' Rem was tryin to give her the baloney poney :rofl: Sasha was having NONE of that though.

Sounds like Remington works faster than I ever did. :supergrin:

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 17:20
Her dad "Yeah, the last time he ran off we found him two miles away shacked up with the Larson's dog who was in heat. We'd just sent him out for stud service and I guess he just wanted more of what he had!"

TylerDurden
09-24-2008, 17:22
Her dad "Yeah, the last time he ran off we found him two miles away shacked up with the Larson's dog who was in heat. We'd just sent him out for stud service and I guess he just wanted more of what he had!"

Sounds like a good dog. He knows what he wants and he goes for it. :rofl:

She'll be alright. :cheers:

KilgoreTrout
09-24-2008, 17:23
Sorry that had to happen PJ. She is cute. Hope tomorrow is better.

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 17:30
The awkward part was Kelcie's dad making sex jokes, since I wouldn't mind sexing his daughter up.



Her with one of Remington's offsprings
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v194/137/62/144700806/n144700806_30692936_5382.jpg

KilgoreTrout
09-24-2008, 17:31
she is a real box, pj!

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 17:33
Sasha's new buddy
http://photos.l3.facebook.com/photos-l3-sf2p/v239/137/62/144700806/n144700806_30719552_1443.jpg

Swanny
09-24-2008, 17:34
I think I only told KT this, but the ***** of the day was I had to put my Golden up for adoption today. I can't have her here, and due to some conditions going on in my mom's life, I can't have the dog living there. So I called a girl I know from back home. Turns out her dad wanted to get another Golden to keep their male GR company (not in the carnal way), since their last female died.

The whole agreement process took about 10 minutes, if that.

So I brought her out today. She went from a tiny house/no yard/no exercise to over 360 acres, another Golden, cows to look at, and a ton of people to play with.

This was on the way to the farm
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v336/195/33/13934744/n13934744_48298555_5578.jpg

I am sorry to hear that, but at least she is going somewhere where you know she will be loved and well cared for. Can you at least visit her?

Easterbrook
09-24-2008, 17:36
She is pretty.

Sorry about your dog. It is difficult having a dog when you are single and don't have much of a yard.

itisbruno
09-24-2008, 18:49
I just ate a 20oz blackened slice of medium-rare prime rib followed by an after dinner drink of Rare Breed Wild Turkey.

BUUURRRRRPPPP

:)

Hope your evening gets bettah PJ

Sasha now has a fun playground to live on, you did good by her PJ.

PeterJasonMN
09-24-2008, 19:29
back in her more svelte days
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v336/195/33/13934744/n13934744_47772608_4419.jpg

itisbruno
09-24-2008, 20:52
360 acres and a new buddy is good for her. Hope you cna visit often ... getting out in the fresh air and playin' with the mutts is good exercise and mental relaxation.

You are a good master for your hound PJ.

BigPhil
09-24-2008, 20:54
That's rough man. You have my empathy.

itisbruno
09-24-2008, 20:55
doubletap ... i have no idea how

itisbruno
09-25-2008, 15:06
Hope today was a good day

:thumbsup:

Sidhe
09-26-2008, 11:03
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v336/195/33/13934744/n13934744_48298555_5578.jpg

Now see, that's just -happy hound-.

She'll be ok PJ.



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