Service Dogs

[KilgoreTrout]

How can I get my pugs registered as service dogs, so that I dont have to do things that normal people have to do?

[itisbruno]

Sorry dude, pugs are far too fugly to ever pass as service dogs.

:supergrin:

give 'um a pat on the head for me

[KilgoreTrout]

These two love you anyway!

http://glocktalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=85

[Easterbrook]

You need a handicap: tell them you have explosive diarrhea and that your pugs sense when you are about to have an explosive diarrhea attack and warn you so you can get to a bathroom.

[KilgoreTrout]

You need a handicap: tell them you have explosive diarrhea and that your pugs sense when you are about to have an explosive diarrhea attack and warn you so you can get to a bathroom.

I think you are on to something...

get on COD.

[itisbruno]

You need a handicap: tell them you have explosive diarrhea and that your pugs sense when you are about to have an explosive diarrhea attack and warn you so you can get to a bathroom.

:rofl: :uglylol:

Ahhhhh... wook at da puppies

[TylerDurden]

Tell people the pugs are social service dogs, they promote harmony between the races.

Ebony and ivory and all that.

You don't let the black pug drink out of the white pug's water dish do you?

[KilgoreTrout]

I fully desegragated the house last month. They even share a room now.

Tensions are still high. Alot of threats and mumbled snorts flying around.

[TylerDurden]

Are you gonna let Morgan vote?!

[KilgoreTrout]

what the **** do you think this is, tyler? Only D'arcy votes. Morgan is already getting a big head, thinking she can lay on the same bed as D'arcy.

Separate but equal never gave us a damn problem, but then people from the outside start pissing and moaning and putting ideas into the colored pug's head.

[craig_o]

When I worked at Starbucks we weren't allowed to even ask if it was a service animal, although we could request you didn't let it **** on the table.

If someone DOES ask, get all offended and have a seizure.

[TylerDurden]

When I worked at Starbucks we weren't allowed to even ask if it was a service animal, although we could request you didn't let it **** on the table.

If someone DOES ask, get all offended and have a seizure.


:rofl:

The black pug will steal his wallet while he's flailing around on the floor.

[craig_o]

:rofl:

The black pug will steal his wallet while he's flailing around on the floor.

.... and subsequently run for President. :whistling:

[TylerDurden]

Morgan Hussein Trout for President!

[mhambi]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2953/79075864uo4.jpg


course those are real dogs.... not pugs. ;) :rofl:





The federal American Disabilities Act (ADA) does not require mandatory or voluntary certification of service animals. However, many service animal users can attest to the fact that voluntary registration and service animal indentification from a reputable organization just makes life easier when dealing with service animal accessibility in public places, private housing with no-pet policies, lodging, and public transportation.
Since 9/11 a tremendous number of disabled traveling with their service animals have been denied access to transportation unless they could show convincing service animal identification. We are saddened that this horrific event continues to disrupt life in the USA. However, we are thankful that the SARA ID has been broadly recognized, allowing SARA travelers to gain easy access in their travels.

Although, certification of service animals is not required under federal law. Most entities are ignorant of this and try to prevent access without service animal ID. Registration of your service animal is a personal choice that is left up to the service animal owner.

We feel it is important to assist you in service animal access which is why we offer registration and ID. We also Know it is important to educate the public that service animal certification is not a requirement for access. Therefore, on your service animal ID an informational statement is present.

The whole point of service animals is to make life easier on us. Lets face it, it gets very tiresome to debate the law, time after time, just to gain access for our service animals. Without Service Animal ID the disabled have been wrongly denied access, ordered to leave establishments, and even had the police called to assist in their removal from public places. We should all defend our rights to have access without mandatory certification. SARA is a tenacious advocate against mandatory certification.


from http://affluent.net/sara/

[KilgoreTrout]

40 bones each and these little mugs can go everywhere with me!

[Texas357]

Where can I get a card that says I have hip implants so the security guards won't pat me down?

[AZ DBLTRBL]

These two love you anyway!

http://glocktalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=85


:hearts::hearts::hugs:

[cjlandry]

Each of my animals performs a service. Sometimes they only serve to entertain, but that's still a service deserving of the title "Service Animal".