Tell the truth

[Bogey]

How many did you guess incorrectly?


http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html


And if you lie, Tyler Durden will sanction yer asses.

[KilgoreTrout]

12/16

[MacG22]

I got all but the last one. And that was damn scary.

[deadite]

I missed three. Does that mean I'm a gaytard? :(

deadite

[KilgoreTrout]

I missed three. Does that mean I'm a gaytard? :(

deadite

Just means you may or may not have accidentally ****ed a chick with a dick in your lifetime.

Its really no big deal...

:supergrin:

[deadite]

Just means you may or may not have accidentally ****ed a chick with a dick in your lifetime.

Its really no big deal...

:supergrin:

Well, that's a relief.:whistling:

deadite

[Easterbrook]

12/16

[Sidhe]

16/16

[KilgoreTrout]

16/16

bull****. You lie, liar!!!

[norm357]

12/16


I'm not sayin that your a **********, but you probably will hold a cock in your mouth till a ********** comes along. :rofl:



I'm scared to take the test. :shocked:

[Sidhe]

bull****. You lie, liar!!!

I have a screensave. LOL


http://www.listmequick.com/SID/shemale.gif

[Sidhe]

I'm not sayin that your a **********, but you probably will hold a cock in your mouth till a ********** comes along. :rofl:



I'm scared to take the test. :shocked:

C'mon Norm! LOL

[craig_o]

13/16.

[KilgoreTrout]

I'm not sayin that your a **********, but you probably will hold a cock in your mouth till a ********** comes along. :rofl:



I'm scared to take the test. :shocked:

that reminds me of a joke I shared with TD and Easterbrook earlier in the week over X-Box.

[Bogey]

that reminds me of a joke I shared with TD and Easterbrook earlier in the week over X-Box.

Well, whatever you do, don't share it with anyone else.
















:rofl:

:supergrin:

[KilgoreTrout]

I think we will be ok with this joke, if not, Eric or Eric can remove it.

So this older couple is laying in bed and the husband says to the wife: "I want you to give me a blowjob."

The wife says, "No way, not going to happen"

He says, "Come on, why not?"

Her: "Because youll never respect me in the morning"

He says, "We have been married 20 years, and I love you with all my heart. Of course Ill respect you"

her "no you wont"

Him: "yes i will"

So they continue arguing and she finally agrees to it, and so she does the deed, and afterward they are laying together in bed. After a few minutes the wife says, "Well, how was it?"

Him: "How the **** should I know? You are the **********!"

[TylerDurden]

14/16... I'm going to go bathe in bleach.

[craig_o]

14/16... I'm going to go bathe in bleach.

See, two of them I erred on the side of caution. Turned out it was a chick. BIG LOSS FOR ME.

The one where it's like a ****in' myspace picture where you get 1/2 an eyelid and a bunch of lens flare fooled me.

[PeterJasonMN]

13/16.


I want a check on one of them because there was no Adam's Apple and it was a front-on pic.

[craig_o]

13/16.


I want a check on one of them because there was no Adam's Apple and it was a front-on pic.

#5? That was the one that got me.

[PeterJasonMN]

I thought #5 was Shyla Foxx. #3, the cheerleader. I guess the throat is covered up, but Jesus H, that looks like a chick.

[KilgoreTrout]

I thought #5 was Shyla Foxx. #3, the cheerleader. I guess the throat is covered up, but Jesus H, that looks like a chick.

i guessed on the cheerleader because I was certain it was a trick.

[Eric]

How many of you were too homophobic to take the test? Seriously, you can tell us. This is the internet and it is completely private. Eric

[KilgoreTrout]

How many of you were too homophobic to take the test? Seriously, you can tell us. This is the internet and it is completely private. Eric
:whistling: You have keystroke loggers on all our machines. I know you do.

[craig_o]

[...]This is the internet and it is completely private. Eric

That's a relief. I'll just put my SSN in the sigline and start e-mailing death threats to key government officials.

[TylerDurden]

How many of you were too homophobic to take the test? Seriously, you can tell us. This is the internet and it is completely private. Eric

Along those lines, who here has slept with a shemale?

Seriously, I won't tell a soul.

[PeterJasonMN]

We actually had a post-op who worked at the strip club I worked at. The thing was, it was a full nude type of joint. Yeah. Needless to say, we kept the lights down reeeeeeeeal low when the 3rd song came on.



The funny thing though...or scary, depending on your take, is she was our #1 money maker. All the young girls would go for the young guys, but he/she/it knew to go for the older guys with the careers. I saw guys making multiple trips to the ATM, at fees of $4 per transaction, just to get more cash to drop on ....whatever.

[KilgoreTrout]

Along those lines, who here has slept with a shemale?

Seriously, I won't tell a soul.
post op or pre op?

[El_Ron1]

So there is a useful skillset that can be developed with porn. Take that Howdy Doody Robertson! :miff:

[PeterJasonMN]

post op or pre op?


See my story above. "Nikki" tried getting me to come over to her hotel one night.

[TylerDurden]

We actually had a post-op who worked at the strip club I worked at. The thing was, it was a full nude type of joint. Yeah. Needless to say, we kept the lights down reeeeeeeeal low when the 3rd song came on.



The funny thing though...or scary, depending on your take, is she was our #1 money maker. All the young girls would go for the young guys, but he/she/it knew to go for the older guys with the careers. I saw guys making multiple trips to the ATM, at fees of $4 per transaction, just to get more cash to drop on ....whatever.

:rofl:

[KilgoreTrout]

See my story above. "Nikki" tried getting me to come over to her hotel one night.

I saw that right after I posted. I trust you respectfully declined. If you didnt, just tell me that you did.

Also, pm me the info that we were speaking of before your meal. Im interested now.

[El_Ron1]

Scary hawt mahus are from the devil.

[PeterJasonMN]

I'll send that info later. It's a long, complicated affair. I'll just leave it at, there's question whether it's OEM or after-market parts.


One of Nikki's best customers was this guy named Dave. Ok. Nikki BAREFOOT was 6'1. In stripper shoes: 6'6". Dave: 5'3". And he had a laugh JUST like The Count from Sesame Street. When I was dj'ing and it was an interlude I would cut the music, tell Dave a joke, and just let his laugh echo throughout the building.

AH AH AH!