Carolina girls joke

[Pinki]

CAROLINA GIRLS



A couple from South Carolina and a couple from the Northeast were seated side by side on an airplane.

The girl from South Carolina, being naturally friendly and all, asked the couple, 'So where ya'll from?'

The Northeast girl replied, 'From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.'

The girl from South Carolina sat quietly for a few moments...and then replied:

'So, ...where ya'll from, *****?'

[Pinki]

Haha, guess I better PM Eric about the bad word filter. That was the B-word :rofl:

[GPalmer]

Haha, guess I better PM Eric about the bad word filter. That was the B-word :rofl:
Heard the joke before but it wasn't all that hard to fill in the asterisks... :whistling: Either way, I like it! :rofl:

[Pinki]

Heard the joke before but it wasn't all that hard to fill in the asterisks... :whistling: Either way, I like it! :rofl:

:tongueout: Sorry you heard it before, I hadn't :sad:

[Strada Man]

Call me sick, call me twisted, but I like old jokes. Moldy Oldies are the jokes I like, just like my bread.

The bread in my fridge has so much mold on it, if I eat it I will cure any infection I may develop. That reminds me, I better eat some since I have a date Monday night. :whistling:

Shh, don't tell my wifey.

Strada Man

[Pinki]

Call me sick, call me twisted, but I like old jokes. Moldy Oldies are the jokes I like, just like my bread.

The bread in my fridge has so much mold on it, if I eat it I will cure any infection I may develop. That reminds me, I better eat some since I have a date Monday night. :whistling:

Shh, don't tell my wifey.

Strada Man

OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GPalmer]

OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
+1, :whistling:

[SPDSNYPR]

Call me sick, call me twisted, but I like old jokes. Moldy Oldies are the jokes I like, just like my bread.

The bread in my fridge has so much mold on it, if I eat it I will cure any infection I may develop. That reminds me, I better eat some since I have a date Monday night. :whistling:

Shh, don't tell my wifey.

Strada Man

Don't worry about your wife finding out about your girlfriend. That's not a big deal. Things get bad when your girlfriend finds out about your mistress. :whistling:

[Pinki]

Don't worry about your wife finding out about your girlfriend. That's not a big deal. Things get bad when your girlfriend finds out about your mistress. :whistling:

:shocked: :faint:

[GPalmer]

Don't worry about your wife finding out about your girlfriend. That's not a big deal. Things get bad when your girlfriend finds out about your mistress.
Sounds expensive... :whistling: I did that in college. I had two girls I was dating find out about each other and decide to show up together to bust my chops. I was in bed with a third one when they got there... :whistling::rofl::rofl: I couldn't stop laughing either...:shocked:

[Woofie]

Sounds expensive... :whistling: I did that in college. I had two girls I was dating find out about each other and decide to show up together to bust my chops. I was in bed with a third one when they got there... :whistling::rofl::rofl: I couldn't stop laughing either...:shocked:

So how did that turn out for you?

[GPalmer]

So how did that turn out for you?
It really cut down on what I had to spend for anniversary presents... :whistling::rofl:

I could tell you some stories... Here's one that is a nice little sampler...
When you're leaving a house with a woman and your newly minted ex-girlfriend comes running out in the street with a .38 after you yelling "I hope you have a good butt **** on her you son of a *****" it is bad form for the girl you're with to yell back, "Don't worry, he will!" :supergrin::rofl:

[Pinki]

Sounds expensive... I did that in college. I had two girls I was dating find out about each other and decide to show up together to bust my chops. I was in bed with a third one when they got there... I couldn't stop laughing either...:shocked:

:shocked: :shocked:

Y'all have that much stamina? :shocked: :rofl:

[Pinki]

It really cut down on what I had to spend for anniversary presents...

I could tell you some stories... Here's one that is a nice little sampler...
When you're leaving a house with a woman and your newly minted ex-girlfriend comes running out in the street with a .38 after you yelling "I hope you have a good butt **** on her you son of a *****" it is bad form for the girl you're with to yell back, "Don't worry, he will!" :supergrin::rofl:

:shocked::shocked:

[CJStudent]

It really cut down on what I had to spend for anniversary presents... :whistling:

I could tell you some stories... Here's one that is a nice little sampler...
When you're leaving a house with a woman and your newly minted ex-girlfriend comes running out in the street with a .38 after you yelling "I hope you have a good butt **** on her you son of a *****" it is bad form for the girl you're with to yell back, "Don't worry, he will!" :supergrin::rofl:

:shocked: :wow: