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rsagona1
09-27-2008, 00:44
Warning: This thread has no purpose and is not educational; I'm just sharing something with you.
So I (against my will) attend a fraternity party this evening. A bunch of drunks acting like..well drunks.
The theme was a "graffiti" party, meaning you wear a white t-shirt and let people write on your shirt. Signatures, jokes, etc.
One of my good friends writes, "Rob is hot!" on the back of my shirt (I didn't know she wrote that).
So about an hour later I'm in line for the keg. A VERY drunken female approaches and says:
"Do you know what your shirt says?"
To which I replied, "No, I do not".
She says, "It says your hot".
I said, "Ah that was my friend!".
She then says, "No offense babe, but you are NOT hot".
I reply, "No offense babe, but you are NOT very friendly".
At that point she went off on me and said every single cuss word in the dictionary:rofl:
I don't understand people sometimes.
GotGlock1917
09-27-2008, 00:46
Interesting.
You should have told her she had cat breath.
Simple respone.. "No offense to you either, babe, but if you were hot, you wouldn't be by yourself in a keg line at a frat party.."
NickC50310
09-27-2008, 00:48
Shoulda just said, "neither are you skank!" :rofl:
Simple respone.. "No offense to you either, babe, but if you were hot, you wouldn't be by yourself in a keg line at a frat party.."
Good one for sure:rofl::rofl:
She's a drunk slut at a frat party - she has the moral and ethical capacity of a female baboon with an inflammed glow-in-the-dark ass.
She didn't hurt your feelings, did she?
soundwave
09-27-2008, 01:00
ha ha I think I remember that type. Never was much for the frat crowd.
I was part of a Frat. I enjoyed my time when I was there. I have since grown up. If you don't enjoy them, don't go.
As far as the girl goes, she was not a good person, get over it. I met some really good people at some parties, I also met some people that I wanted to kick their * in the first 2 minutes.
Ol Timer
09-27-2008, 01:08
She says, "It says your hot".
I said, "Ah that was my friend!".
She then says, "No offense babe, but you are NOT hot".
So I said, "Like I said, it was my friend, Rob."
Would have blown her mind.
rsagona1
09-27-2008, 01:22
Shoulda just said, "neither are you skank!" :rofl:
:rofl:I would have gotten my ass kicked!
rsagona1
09-27-2008, 01:23
She didn't hurt your feelings, did she?
She did. I cried myself all the way to Glocktalk.
rsagona1
09-27-2008, 01:23
Simple respone.. "No offense to you either, babe, but if you were hot, you wouldn't be by yourself in a keg line at a frat party.."
I need you as my wingman. I can't think of funny **** like that when I need to.
RenoF250
09-27-2008, 01:33
Forget the skank in the keg line, did you close the deal with the girl that wrote it?
rsagona1
09-27-2008, 01:35
Forget the skank in the keg line, did you close the deal with the girl that wrote it?
Nah, she was just being friendly!
RenoF250
09-27-2008, 01:37
Nah, she was just being friendly!
Apparently not friendly enough. :crying::whistling:
mike1969
09-27-2008, 01:39
frat parties!!! Yay!
She then says, "No offense babe, but you are NOT hot".
I reply, "No offense babe, but you are NOT very friendly".
At that point she went off on me and said every single cuss word in the dictionary:rofl:
I don't understand people sometimes.
The absolute worst thing you can do to a young girl's fragile ego is to ignore her / not care about her opinion / move on effortlessly.
If someone had said that to me back in college, I would have said,
"thanks for your opinion, but I've turned down sex with better looking girls than you."
"really? the girl who wrote that on me puts you to shame without even trying."
There is nothing to 'understand' about college age girls. You can't, and this is for one reason...they don't understand themselves. :supergrin:
ScubaSven
09-27-2008, 03:46
A bunch of drunks acting like..well drunks.
I don't understand people sometimes.
There's your answer
I don't understand. Were you in the kitchen when she said this? If not, did she have a reason to leave the kitchen? Perhaps the laundry needed to be done or maybe some dusting. Idk I'm rather lost.
JellyBelly
09-27-2008, 07:45
I reply, "No offense babe, but you are NOT very friendly".
At that point she went off on me and said every single cuss word in the dictionary
Apparently she wasn't very classy, either...
Did you end up hitting it or what?
That was obviously a come on...
I'd do her anyway, just to prove her wrong!
HollowHead
09-27-2008, 10:19
"So, I guess a b***job is completely out of the question?" would have been a good response. HH
In essence you pulled a Winston Churchill.
Right on! I would have done the same thing.
You should have told her she, "can't understand normal thinking".
SergeantC
09-27-2008, 20:12
At that point she went off on me and said every single cuss word in the dictionary
After she spoke to you like that, did you say to her, "It's on, cuz!"?:rofl:
mike7465
09-27-2008, 20:23
Speaking as a former frat boy there are a couple of things.
1) She might have been hitting on you. She walked up to you to tell you you aren't hot? Don't you remember girls on the play ground as a kid?
2) Instead of talking to us here, you could of been having hot drunken monkey sex with her.
Some lessons from an old guy:
Sleep when you can.
Eat when you can.
Have sex as many times as you can as a younger man, just wear a raincoat.
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