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Idontplaynice
09-27-2008, 12:56
will be old, wrinkly women.

Time passes. The world moves on. That is all.

PeterJasonMN
09-27-2008, 13:05
Lohan already looks and sounds like she's 40. You know you're screwed when your beauty peaked at 16.

rsagona1
09-27-2008, 13:13
Correction. They will be old, bo-toxed up women.

eddief4
09-27-2008, 13:17
ya'll think they will make it that far. how much partying can one body take?:dunno:

okie
09-27-2008, 13:28
ya'll think they will make it that far. how much partying can one body take?:dunno:

They won't last very long at the rate they are going:alex:

JBnTX
09-27-2008, 13:46
will be old, wrinkly women.

Time passes. The world moves on. That is all.


And they'll still look good to me!:perfect10:

Just imagine the two of them and me, all alone on a
hot sticky September night.:devildance::devildance::devildance::devildance:

H&K .45 AUTO
09-27-2008, 13:53
Say what you will... But, I wouldn't mind being locked in a closet with the two of them for a while.

3glkdog
09-27-2008, 14:03
If either one of these two die before they turn 30, I will win a $200.00 bet.

cjlandry
09-27-2008, 14:07
If either one of these two die before they turn 30, I will win a $200.00 bet.

You're in Vegas. Don't you realize that you can guarantee that bet for $50?

OrangeJoe
09-27-2008, 15:37
Say what you will... But, I wouldn't mind being locked in a closet with the two of them for a while.

Too late. One of them seems to have gotten her act together, the other just came out of the closet.

Sorry.

:pumpkin:

G33
09-27-2008, 15:45
will be old, wrinkly women.

Time passes. The world moves on. That is all.

Who?
:supergrin:

silentpoet
09-27-2008, 15:49
will be old, wrinkly women.

Time passes. The world moves on. That is all.
You mean like Madonna?

fnfalman
09-27-2008, 15:50
But until then they're young and yummy.

longgonedays
09-27-2008, 15:53
No way, look how long Madonna was attractive. At least visually, to every guy that didn't know her history.

:)

Lindsay has her good and bad days, I saw a magazine yesterday that had a really nice shot, then one that made her look 37. And Britney looks nice again.

LEAVE THEM ALONE! lol

wizzi01
09-27-2008, 15:55
ya'll think they will make it that far. how much partying can one body take?:dunno:


What if they drank some of Kieth Richards blood?

*ASH*
09-27-2008, 15:57
anyone who consider sex with either of them is just plain :puking::puking:
if you want to throw a hot dog down a hallway just go get a real hot dog and throw it down the hallway and be done

longgonedays
09-27-2008, 16:06
anyone who consider sex with either of them is just plain :puking::puking:
if you want to throw a hot dog down a hallway just go get a real hot dog and throw it down the hallway and be done


As much as I disagree with that theory....

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr259/forglocktalk/hotdoghallway1nw6.jpg

pesticidal
09-27-2008, 16:11
anyone who consider sex with either of them is just plain :puking::puking:
if you want to throw a hot dog down a hallway just go get a real hot dog and throw it down the hallway and be done


And your basis on that analogy is what???

JMag
09-27-2008, 16:14
And your basis on that analogy is what???

I think the poster is trying to say that their nether regions are like an open pit...that would be correct.

:wavey:

No Frills McGee
09-27-2008, 16:14
:popcorn:

pesticidal
09-27-2008, 16:19
I think the poster is trying to say that their nether regions are like an open pit...that would be correct.

:wavey:

Well, since Lindsay hasn't popped out any kids, and isn't likely to, I'd say it's incorrect. And Britteny probably hasn't had any more partners than the average college student.

CAcop
09-27-2008, 16:28
Correction. They will be old, bo-toxed up women.

+1. Look at Cher. She is in her 60s and is so much botox, collagen, silicone, and pancake make up she looks perpetually 35. Madonna is heading down that same route. Hell even America's Sweetheart Sandra Bullock is starting down that path.

The only way you can tell their age is by their voice. Their voices all take an edge to them. I guess plastic surgery can only do so much.