Coitus Interruptus [Archive]

GotGlock1917

10-01-2008, 21:59

AKA - I killed them with fire!!!

In the front of the building I work in are little alcoves in the brick work where employees often sit to smoke on breaks.

I just found and killed with fire a female and male black widow.
Just looking at that ***** gave me the shivers.

She is now a blackened widow and he is a cinder. I'm glad no one discovered her the hard way.

Jason D

10-01-2008, 23:48

Good job.

To bad you missed the hundreds of babies.

okie

10-02-2008, 01:43

Ya done good my friend:cool:

Sam Spade

10-04-2008, 01:01

Man.

The little dude was doomed to be bitten, poisoned, injected with enzymes that turn his innards to the consistency of a Jamba Juice smoothy and turned into a hollow shell of his former self----pretty much a metaphor for marriage no matter where you look.

Couldn't you have let him get his rocks off first?

cjlandry

10-04-2008, 01:05

Man.

The little dude was doomed to be bitten, poisoned, injected with enzymes that turn his innards to the consistency of a Jamba Juice smoothy and turned into a hollow shell of his former self----pretty much a metaphor for marriage no matter where you look.

Couldn't you have let him get his rocks off first?

That's gotta be one of the best posts, ever. :rofl:

GPalmer

10-04-2008, 05:43

That's gotta be one of the best posts, ever. :rofl:+1, :whistling: