SPDSNYPR
10-09-2008, 23:44
Do you miss the way things used to be?
I don't miss anything . . . . even when it's in the past. I'm that good.
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
Does my wife count? If not, I'll kick that ***** out in a second (sorry honey . . . it was a joke)
Do you believe in perfect?
Have you met me? I perfected perfect.
How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
Um . . . . . I don't have feelings for them. But if they took me to a movie and dinner, I'd put out.
How do you vent anger?
Beat up college kids.
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
I did like someone and didn't tell them. But I think they figured it out when I was dry-humping their leg.
Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
Very few people have seen my insides. Just a few surgeons. They weren't my friends. They cut me open.
Have you ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?
Yes. They wouldn't put out. I cried. Then humped their leg.
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
If "stupid blind luck" is a reason, then yes.
Are you over your past?
how long ago are we talking about? I'm over 30 years ago, but am still having heart burn from a bacon cheeseburger I ate for dinner while at the ER.
Has anyone disappointed you recently?
Yes. And they are aware of it.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
It's really hard to sit still for a whole year. I'd say I will move around at some point. If nothing else just to go to the bathroom. But I'll try to stay very still otherwise.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Nope. One swift kick to the junk and I'm a big baby.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Yes. Thanks for asking.
Does your bestfriend know one of your deep and dark secrets?
Everyone knows my deep dark secrets - so I guess they're not secrets.
Have you fixed friendships with anyone lately?
I had my dog fixed, and he seems to like me still.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Hey, douchebag.
Do you currently hate someone?
No. I love everyone.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
Every one who kicked me in the junk. So all of them.
What's something that bothers you about a girl?
A girl? Which one. Point her out so I can point something out that bothers me about her.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Do I think?? Nah. So nothing.
What are you listening to?
Radio of other people actually working.
What are/were you doing at 12:00 this afternoon?
I think I was getting a . . . . . never mind.
What's the closest purple thing to you?
There's alittle purple thing at the top fo the screen.
Are the clothes you are wearing borrowed from anyone?
No. Nobody wears double extra sasquatch that I know, so I can't borow their clothes.
Last movie watched?
Hot Fuzz. Again. I love that movie.
Do you like the majority of the people you went to school with?
I don't remember most of them, so apparently not.
Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move?
Yes. But my worst burn was a moon burn. God, those hurt.
Do you feel like you've got some growing up to do?
Growing, no. Growing up, yes. I'm like a 14-year old in an old man's body.
What will you name your daughter?
Keytee. But I named her 8 years ago, so the future tense of the quesion seems kind of invalid.
Who was the last person you texted?
hee-haw. He's off work hurt so I'm keeping him entertained by text.
What is bothering you right now?
My neck and back.
What do you think of the person you copied this from?
I love her like a wife. I might even marry her one day. Wait a second . . . . .
What are the 3 funniest things that have happened to you in the past 24 hours?
A 5-06 160 lb guy tried to run from/fight me and my partner; I tested the 'cats always land on their feet' myth - and it was really entertaining (no animals hurt . . .); I can't come up with a #3.
Does anyone hate you?
I hope so. Otherwise I'm not doing my job right.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yeah, but it was a Dr Seuss book. And it took most of the day.
If you could move to Africa would you?
**** no. I'm actually sane.
How long would it take you to walk home from school?
Um . . . I've been out of school for a long time. So I don't care.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Yes.
Will you be in a relationship in a week?
If not I'm losing half my ****.
What do you have to do tomorrow?
Work.
What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Sleeping.
What is the last thing you said out loud?
Bye sweetie (to Skip).
What is worse, physical or emotional pain?
Pain is weakness leaving the body. That's what the Marine Corps told me. They're full of ****.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Yes. It's huge. It's world-changing. The masses will talk about if for years. Songs will be sung about it in 1000 years. I will become rich, famous, and irresistible to women (so really nothing will change there). Monuments will be built in my honor. Animals will cower at my mere presence (again, no change). Tides will shift. The earth's orbit will change ever so slightly. Global warming will be stopped. The stars will twinkle a little brighter. You know. The usual.
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
I don't think. I'm a guy. Jeeze.
I don't miss anything . . . . even when it's in the past. I'm that good.
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
Does my wife count? If not, I'll kick that ***** out in a second (sorry honey . . . it was a joke)
Do you believe in perfect?
Have you met me? I perfected perfect.
How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
Um . . . . . I don't have feelings for them. But if they took me to a movie and dinner, I'd put out.
How do you vent anger?
Beat up college kids.
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
I did like someone and didn't tell them. But I think they figured it out when I was dry-humping their leg.
Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
Very few people have seen my insides. Just a few surgeons. They weren't my friends. They cut me open.
Have you ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?
Yes. They wouldn't put out. I cried. Then humped their leg.
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
If "stupid blind luck" is a reason, then yes.
Are you over your past?
how long ago are we talking about? I'm over 30 years ago, but am still having heart burn from a bacon cheeseburger I ate for dinner while at the ER.
Has anyone disappointed you recently?
Yes. And they are aware of it.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
It's really hard to sit still for a whole year. I'd say I will move around at some point. If nothing else just to go to the bathroom. But I'll try to stay very still otherwise.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Nope. One swift kick to the junk and I'm a big baby.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Yes. Thanks for asking.
Does your bestfriend know one of your deep and dark secrets?
Everyone knows my deep dark secrets - so I guess they're not secrets.
Have you fixed friendships with anyone lately?
I had my dog fixed, and he seems to like me still.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Hey, douchebag.
Do you currently hate someone?
No. I love everyone.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
Every one who kicked me in the junk. So all of them.
What's something that bothers you about a girl?
A girl? Which one. Point her out so I can point something out that bothers me about her.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Do I think?? Nah. So nothing.
What are you listening to?
Radio of other people actually working.
What are/were you doing at 12:00 this afternoon?
I think I was getting a . . . . . never mind.
What's the closest purple thing to you?
There's alittle purple thing at the top fo the screen.
Are the clothes you are wearing borrowed from anyone?
No. Nobody wears double extra sasquatch that I know, so I can't borow their clothes.
Last movie watched?
Hot Fuzz. Again. I love that movie.
Do you like the majority of the people you went to school with?
I don't remember most of them, so apparently not.
Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move?
Yes. But my worst burn was a moon burn. God, those hurt.
Do you feel like you've got some growing up to do?
Growing, no. Growing up, yes. I'm like a 14-year old in an old man's body.
What will you name your daughter?
Keytee. But I named her 8 years ago, so the future tense of the quesion seems kind of invalid.
Who was the last person you texted?
hee-haw. He's off work hurt so I'm keeping him entertained by text.
What is bothering you right now?
My neck and back.
What do you think of the person you copied this from?
I love her like a wife. I might even marry her one day. Wait a second . . . . .
What are the 3 funniest things that have happened to you in the past 24 hours?
A 5-06 160 lb guy tried to run from/fight me and my partner; I tested the 'cats always land on their feet' myth - and it was really entertaining (no animals hurt . . .); I can't come up with a #3.
Does anyone hate you?
I hope so. Otherwise I'm not doing my job right.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yeah, but it was a Dr Seuss book. And it took most of the day.
If you could move to Africa would you?
**** no. I'm actually sane.
How long would it take you to walk home from school?
Um . . . I've been out of school for a long time. So I don't care.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Yes.
Will you be in a relationship in a week?
If not I'm losing half my ****.
What do you have to do tomorrow?
Work.
What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Sleeping.
What is the last thing you said out loud?
Bye sweetie (to Skip).
What is worse, physical or emotional pain?
Pain is weakness leaving the body. That's what the Marine Corps told me. They're full of ****.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Yes. It's huge. It's world-changing. The masses will talk about if for years. Songs will be sung about it in 1000 years. I will become rich, famous, and irresistible to women (so really nothing will change there). Monuments will be built in my honor. Animals will cower at my mere presence (again, no change). Tides will shift. The earth's orbit will change ever so slightly. Global warming will be stopped. The stars will twinkle a little brighter. You know. The usual.
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
I don't think. I'm a guy. Jeeze.
