How many can you remember? [Archive] - Glock Talk


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08-04-2002, 21:36
After hearing about the terribly untimely death of Who bassist John
Entwhistle, you may have started to feel a little older and missing those
great old tunes.
There is good news.
Some of your old favorites have re-released their greatest hits with new
lyrics and titles to accommodate their aging audience:
Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
Rolling Stones -- You Can't Always Pee When You Want
Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Carly Simon -- You're so Varicose Vein
Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Nancy Sinatra -- These Boots Give Me Arthritis
ABBA -- Denture Queen
Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom
Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair
Beatles -- I Get By With a Little Help From My Depends
Steely Dan -- Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper
Credence Clearwater Revival -- Bad Prune a-Rising
The Who -- Talkin' 'Bout My Medication

08-05-2002, 14:05
Thanks, bro! I needed a good laugh today! ;f

08-06-2002, 11:40
Just GOTTA love it!!!