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Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:29
Those must have been some powerful berries...
















































It was a girl racoon, right?:dunno:

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:32
Call the police!!!

The exterminator sprayed me in the face with rat posion,..... again!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

MyGlockRocks19
12-20-2008, 21:36
:weirdthread:

I figured this would be about some PETA whackjob....?

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:36
I'm not gonna eat anymore of them damn berries ... and the next time I see a racoon, we're just gonna be friends!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:38
:weirdthread:

I figured this would be about some PETA whackjob....?

Woah! this guy is full of candy, like a giant pinata!:tongueout:

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:46
is this true? 9 out of 10 african children die every minute?

It's true... what with all that hot sun, leeches, and no speed limits!

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:47
Oh my god! 9 more just died!

Open your eyes people, take a pamphlet!!!

:rofl:

Edited to add that this is a hell of a time to play hungry hungry hippo

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:50
maybe I could write a book about how things taste?

you know, non food things... I have a curious tongue. ;)

Annoyedgrunt
12-20-2008, 21:50
My cat's breath smells like cat food!

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:52
Plays well with zebras!

Expert stick thrower!

:rofl:

It just keeps getting better.

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:52
Cactus - painful, but worth it.

kahrcarrier
12-20-2008, 21:55
I am totally lost.

Racoons are cute, though. Even without the rabies and the brain eating parasites they carry.

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 21:56
Do you think we can steal things that are on my list? We're out of deoderant, fig newtons, underwear....

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 22:02
Obongo's sugar daddy just took a dirt nap and we're rich!

nosuchagency
12-20-2008, 22:07
up the voltage.

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 22:15
http://www.nbc.com/My_Name_Is_Earl/video/episodes/?vid=863321#vid=863321

9:00 to 10:30 is all the answer! Rubber face!

tbhracing
12-20-2008, 22:33
Anytime I see "racoon" on GT, I think of this picture-

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r145/boukca/raccoon.jpg

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 22:35
Anytime I see "racoon" on GT, I think of this picture-

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well, at least it's a reply...:rofl::rofl:

buckhunter3987
12-20-2008, 22:43
Drunk much??

Uzi4U
12-20-2008, 22:46
No problem Crabman, besides what kind of man doesn't help his ex-wife to make bail.

Cavalry Doc
12-20-2008, 22:47
Drunk much??

Not enough misspelling. The differential diagnosis is long, but it seems to be more along the lines of a stimulant or hallucinogenic, if it's induced. It could also be a psychotic break, or just a simple case of "bad sense of humor" which many suffer from chronically.

Kimelac
12-20-2008, 22:57
Not enough misspelling. The differential diagnosis is long, but it seems to be more along the lines of a stimulant or hallucinogenic, if it's induced. It could also be a psychotic break, or just a simple case of "bad sense of humor" which many suffer from chronically.

This is what 9:00 to 10:30 shows, which is what I've been trying to tell you!:tongueout:

Herb Twoleaf
12-20-2008, 23:49
Drunk much??

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh82/stagar15/friends015.jpg

Kimelac
12-21-2008, 12:21
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh82/stagar15/friends015.jpg

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:

MB-G26
12-22-2008, 06:05
:bunny:





http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/J-MB/ihasturdle128389467235625000.jpg


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/J-MB/littleturtl.gif

ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 16:50
....I have a curious tongue. ;)


That's what she said!


:tongueout:







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