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obiestreasures
01-14-2009, 11:00
Doctors vs. Gunowners

Doctors



(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. Is

700,000.



(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
Per year are 120,000.


(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171


Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:

Guns



(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)


(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
Per year, all age groups, is
1,500.



(C) The number of accidental deaths
Per gun owner is
.000188.



Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends
To this
Alarming threat.



We must ban doctors

Before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on

Lawyers



For fear the shock would cause

People to panic and seek medical attention!

Aquanewt
01-15-2009, 22:44
This would be funny if it wasn't so damn true. My wife works in an Intensive care Unit during the night shift and every 6 months she gets a new bunch of interns to deal with. Without fail everyone of them does something (or wants to do something) that will kill their patient and she has to convince them to call the attending doctor to prevent it.

Christopher13
01-16-2009, 14:24
Dude, that is funny.
I'm rollin over here. LOL