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purpledragonlily
01-17-2009, 23:27
My mother sent me this....:faint:

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:


Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush
stole the election.

And all of us are happy: The election is finally over!


2009 should be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget,
revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto
industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the
fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop
identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
achieve world peace. Then, on the 7th day, He will rest.

Best wishes for 2009!

southernreign
01-20-2009, 21:06
My mother sent me this....:faint:

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:


Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush
stole the election.

And all of us are happy: The election is finally over!


2009 should be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget,
revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto
industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the
fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop
identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
achieve world peace. Then, on the 7th day, He will rest.

Best wishes for 2009!
You crack me up!