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pupcuss27
01-29-2009, 13:56
Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...



A 'Rock Hudson ' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't



A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another



A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand



A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water



A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed



An 'O.J.'- got away with one



A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver



A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver



A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good



A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole



A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right



A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds



A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read



A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out



A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist



A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees



A ' Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole


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