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Mauler362ndFG
08-30-2002, 08:01
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up to him.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window and she says,

"Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken before, the blonde says brightly,

"Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up
to his truck, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers
the window. Again she says,

"Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as
she lowers it,he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK!" ;T