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okie
02-02-2009, 01:43
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need
me some perfection. How much is a pack a' deem rubbers going to cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gad a' mighty, don't they stay on by
themselves."

vafish
02-05-2009, 08:39
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need
me some perfection. How much is a pack a' deem rubbers going to cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gad a' mighty, don't they stay on by
themselves."


How do rednecks practice safe sex?



They paint an X on the backs of the sheep that kick.

chuckmanley83
02-05-2009, 09:06
haha....great jokes! I never heard the Tacks one.

silentpoet
02-06-2009, 09:24
How do rednecks practice safe sex?



They paint an X on the backs of the sheep that kick.

That also helps the rednecks that are masochists.

HandyMan Hugh
02-06-2009, 10:53
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need
me some perfection. How much is a pack a' deem rubbers going to cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gad a' mighty, don't they stay on by
themselves."

:rofl: Yeah, Tax indeed. You'd think that they could use RUBBER CEMENT instead !! :rofl: