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goldenlight
02-09-2009, 01:05
Two women were playing golf.

One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the round and
proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

bluejdixon
02-09-2009, 04:48
classic

VANMAN
02-09-2009, 11:51
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Z71offroad95
02-09-2009, 13:33
Wow. Hilarious.

Nicko
02-09-2009, 20:19
That joke is clean and dirty at the same time. :rofl:

Aquanewt
02-09-2009, 21:53
Having Broken a thumb I can really appreciate this one