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02-09-2009, 02:32
1) Foreplay is optional.
2) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
3) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
4) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
5) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
6) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
7) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.
9) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking
He must be mad at me.
10) The world is your urinal.

02-09-2009, 04:42

02-09-2009, 20:21
Gotta love #6! That damn mother hen gets me all the time.:supergrin: