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02-09-2009, 02:42
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes
over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and
assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this
baby as gentle as possible down on the water".

"Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old
lady, terrified.

"Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in
the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this.
Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs".

"And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady.

"Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".

02-09-2009, 04:49