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big joe
09-02-2002, 23:02
GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:

The government announced today that it is changing its national emblem to a golden
condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the
next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Blast
09-03-2002, 00:18
Yeah, but it still takes away the romance;P