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okie
02-11-2009, 01:48
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.

jtull7
02-11-2009, 06:42
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the bad news first.
Doctor: You have six weeks to live.
Patient: What!?! What am I gonna do?
Doctor: Marry an ugly woman, move to Lubbock, Texas, and buy a Dodge truck. Them six weeks will feel like six years.