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New Years Fun

Posted 12-30-2010 at 12:21 by Mayhem like Me
Updated 12-30-2010 at 12:21 by Mayhem like Me

Well it's time again your local police will be ramping up to batten down the hatches for New Years eve, and the inevitable calls for loud parties, domestics and drunk drivers, here are a few tips for you to get the most of your tax dollars if the police come a knocking...Sometimes the most for your tax dollars is a cushy stay at the Grey bar Hotel complete with a Shower and 2 hots and a cot....

Follow these tips and you too can take advantage of this little known stimulus incentive..

1.If the Police show up at your door for a loud party make sure to let them know that YOU pay their Salary AND that you make ten times the money they do,, they love hearing this and will be more than happy to show you how the taxpayer paid for taser works on non compliant drunkards.

2. If you are pulled over by the police and are really drunk make sure you let them know you had 2 Beers, this is generally accepted in police work as the correct answer when we ask how much have you had to drink.

3. If you are shooting your gun off on new years please aim it at your car or your house, that way we don't have to respond to your neighbors house when you shoot holes in their property or hit an errant child as your "bustin a cap" with yo AK

4. Sobriety Checkpoints, why stop? Nothing makes the cops happier than to chase" that guy" that pulls a quick U' ey before the checkpoint.. Watch the hilarity ensue as they run to their cars to chase you. Just remember that if it ain't rubbin it ain't chasin expect a few taps and maybe some spikes in your tires but it's all good fun. Extra points if you crash into your own house and you flee naked and a K9 has to bite you....

All the above have really happened so be safe out there and try not to be "that guy"
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    That's awesome! LOL

    -signed Joe, a resident of Forsyth Co. aka Apprentice
    Posted 01-15-2012 at 12:22 by Apprentice Apprentice is offline

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