"You sound like an Obama-loving, Mac-using, iPhone owning member of a union. You drive a Chevy and the fact that you shoot a useless caliber like 9 mm shows in your atheistic inferiority complex. "

That got me laughing.
I hate Obummer as much as I hated Bush. go figure.
I don't use mac, I use PC's with windoze and linux. I do own a pre-government loan chevy, and a nazimobile Vw (post nazi era.)
My phone runs linux. I love my 9mm because it's what I can afford to shoot. And I'm agnostic, not atheist. I do feel inferior to people who can somehow blindly assume that they understand god. (lol!)

Have a great day.