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dango 10-03-2012 05:34

Ok then !
Self-Wow dango is going home!
Self-Yeap ! Tommorrow !
Self-How did I like all the stupid questions from the witch doc..
Self-I didn,t,He thought I was depressed or something ?
Self-I know,what's up with that ?
Self-Well ,he didn't like your answer !
Self-What , the one about the how do I feel,etc. ?
Self-Yeap !
Self-Well what was I supposed to say?
Self-Tell him that you just do not and will not take anti-depressents !
Self-You could have chosen better words!
Self-I think not,my answer was fine!
Self-What,the part where you said if you only had one bullit?
Self-Yes !
self-I don't think telling him you would shoot him in the foot
was Propper!
Self-But the part where you told him to be gone ,"YOU" depress me was funny !
Self-Yes,that was funny !
Self-And what about that second tube?
Self-Don't think he went for it,I think he wants me "UN-Balanced !
Self-Why would he want that ?
Self-To keep me at bay,from wandering too far.
Self-???????????????.....What ?
Self-It will keep me walking in a circle get it ?
Self-Again,no I don't get it ? Here I go again,so tell me pray-tell !
Self-Well ,If I Keep walking in circles,I can't get to my truck!
Self-Why you want to get to your truck,where you goin?
Self-Shhhhh-! Liquor store !
Self-How you gona get away with that,the smell,the wife ?
Self-Shhhh-! I'm gonna pour it into my IV bag ! :supergrin:
Self-I like it .......................:supergrin:
Self-How you gonna get liquor looking like that?
Self-I'm gonna get a brown paper bag,cut holes for the eyes!
Self-I'll tell him I'm a stand-up comic and crack a joke!
Self-I ain't gonnin.
Self-Now that would create a problem,if I ain't goin,I ain't goin!
Self-That's it ,I'm leaving !
Self-:supergrin:How am I gona do that ?
Self -True that,Hmmm? Maybe Carl will help !
Self-Don't think so,Carl likes me too much to do stupid crap!
Self-I do look pretty stupid right now,true that.
Self-We shall have to ponder this Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Self-Watch that 'we' crap,people might think I'm crazy or something,there is only one here!
Self-True that,I'm not crazy,insane perhaps,not crazy!
Self-What is the difference...................?
Self-Someones coming,dare not let them see this,second floor?
Self-:shocked:Got to go for they come-th.....later.:supergrin:

dango 10-03-2012 07:14

Self-Well I'm back and all went well. I had some questions as always,and ask the nurse,just what is that thing .
Nurse-What thing ?
Self-How could you possibly ask me what thing ,That,I point!
Nursre-Oh,that monitors your brain activity?
Self-then why is it "Flat-lined" all the time ?
Nurse-It's not,it records on the in-side.
Self-I have given it a name you know?
Nurse-You have and what would that be ?
Self- Dango-3PO ..............!
Nurse-Well I'm not gonna touch that one !
Self-Tough me here ........:supergrin:
Self-I get a big old smile and she leaves!
Self-Well it's back to me and me again and happy pill is kicking!
Self-I feel it,really,washing over my face and down my body,wow!
Self-I am amazed I can still feel anything !
Self-What are these wonderful pills?Kick-ass whatever they are?
Self-When I get out I want some of these suckers!
Self-Gotta watch it,too much of a good thing ?
Self-Go away,let me enjoy,I feel no pain,no guilt,go away!
Self-Good idea but I can't go away for I am me !
Self-I just b***h-slapped myself.
Self-Must not be enough,buzz the nurse.
Nurse-What's wrong,are you OK ?
Self-Time for woe is me act , yes?I still hurt a "little"!
Nurse-Let me see,I'll be right back .
Self- What a ham,a shlamlie,easy prey for the master !
Nurse-Well here you go , this should help.
Self-Now i'm cross-eyed,all is good.One request nurse!
Nurse-And what would that be may I ask?
Self-May you perhaps change the mg. to maybe mm.?
She laughs and says you are still funny that's good.
Self-That did the trick,me and myself are both chillin!
Self-So now what?what do I do now?
Self- Absolutely nothing,just enjoy the wanders off medicine!
Self-You mean lie here and scratch my nose?
Self-Yes that is exactly what I mean.Time to "Shut-up".:supergrin:

dango 10-03-2012 11:52

Self-Well ,I'm back and lost a few hours?Who knows?
Self-I'm expecting a visit from Rod Serling any moment!
Self-Don't I mean Outer-Limits ?
Self-I don't know what I mean,you know what I mean?
Self-No but I'm used to never know what anything ?
Self-They called that spontinuity,never did know what I might say or do?
Self-So ,I'm saying I have no idea what I might say next?
Self-Yeap.It just flow-eth from somewhere out there!
Self-And when did I first notice this problem?
Self-What problem............?I ain't got no problem ?
Self-There are millions of people out there right now watching
your self not talking to yourself but typing to yourself, Hmm?
Self-I am beyond humility,modesty and such matters!:tongueout:
Have I no pride left,I got an ass-less gown on and some total stranger wipes my butt and I ask about pride?
Self-True that again,them playing with your brain gives
violated a whole meaning don't it?
Self-Now you got it,a beaver shot ain't nothin,this is somethin!
Self-They have seen well beyond my anus,my soul ?
Self-Yeap,now what do I have to be shy about?
Self-Maybe you got somethin goin here ?
Self-Nooowww what am I talking about ? Hmmmm?
Self-I have reach the maturity of a five year old!
Self-I have no idea what I am saying ?................??
Self-Easy,true to the bone,nothing left to hide,like a child!
Self-I think I took too much happy "pill" today.....?
Self-Not at all,just an open book,loved,laughing and lucky!
Self-It's kind of fun to be insane,just don't care,do I ?
Self-I care but, about the right things,deep **** !
Self-Just don't ever show them a picture of me,you know?
Self-True that.They will go through thinking,do I know this Guy? Could this be my neighbor? Hmmm? :supergrin:
Self-I might even be a relative,scary ain't it ?I might even be your wife ? :shocked:
Self-Enough,you may have scared them away !
Self-There tough,they can take it !

tous 10-03-2012 17:10


tous 10-03-2012 20:09


tous 10-03-2012 20:09


tous 10-03-2012 20:09


OSSI 10-03-2012 21:40


dango 10-03-2012 22:42


Originally Posted by OSSI (Post 19483417)

Mate,hows it rocken ? Down under,always wandered just what that meant ? Under what? Good to have friends so far away!

I've seen them eyes before,you been in my stash?You are more than welcome .Share the wealth !:supergrin:

OSSI 10-03-2012 23:26


Originally Posted by dango (Post 19483593)
Mate,hows it rocken ? Down under,always wandered just what that meant ? Under what? Good to have friends so far away!

I've seen them eyes before,you been in my stash?You are more than welcome .Share the wealth !:supergrin:

This phrase reflects how Australia appears from a northern Hemisphere perspective and on a globe. Australia is the only continent with a permanent population that is entirely below the equator.

And yes, we have to drink the beer quickly so the bubbles don't fall out :supergrin:

dango 10-04-2012 12:11

Self-Well,I'm home!That was a pain in the butt!
Self-Yes it was,now I know what a NAS-Car driver feels like
with all that head gear !
Self-Yeah but, mine don't come off for 6 weeks!
Self-All this brightness,I need sun glasses!
Self-Yeah but, my head is more like bra size than head size!
Self-Put one of my wife's bras over my eyes!
Self-Well,silly me,I didn't think about that you know ?
Self-What cup size do I think I would be? DDD ...?
Self-At least! It's time,.......and now !
Self-What ? What am I talkin about now?
Self-Happy happy pill time ,that's what !
Self- is , I agree.......:supergrin:
Self-She's looking at me.......weird........?
Self-OK,What's up.why you looking at me like that ?
Wife-You look so .......uncomfortable !
Self-Really ? Dah!Why you think that?Maybe cause my head weighs 300lbs.?
Wife-Anything I can do.......?
Self-Yes ! Your purse,the happy pill,that would help!
Wife-Jumps into the cosmos,her purse and I drool!
Self-Yeap,I am conditioned,call me "Pavlo"......!
Self-Yeap! I here that bottle or every 4 hours,I drool !
Self-I feel so....?.........? What was I talking about ?
Self-Like always,I have no idea,I just follow .
Self-I have no choice , do I ?
Self-No I don't ,no choice at all!
Self-That's right I am stuck with myself "PERIOD" !
Self-I feeling it,the pill,(:cool:) that's better!
Self-I want to frolick in the falling leaves ........ !
Self-Oh no,the 5 year old is back,isn't he ?
Self-Yes,And I'm starting to like him !
Self-So am I,He's a part of myself I've not seen in years!
Self-Welcome back,long time no see little man !
Wife-You gonna make it OK ...................?
Self-I just look and think,....I'm kinda commited yes?
Self-Yeah,you no me,nails!Not to worry dearest!
Self-Now she's treating me like a 5 year old,good!:supergrin:
Self-Yes,baby me baby!Is it time time for woe is me crap?
Self-Nauh, latter when I really need it,the cup only so deep!
Self-Funny how this whole things work,I went from mule to
poor poor dango,I have power in this woe is me crap!
Self- Hmmm? Mule to king ! I must ponder this,later !:supergrin:

Dinky 10-04-2012 12:17

dango 10-04-2012 12:25

Thank You !:supergrin:

Bullman 10-04-2012 16:24

I am askeered to read it all.

dango 10-04-2012 16:46

The bullman askeered, no way................:supergrin:

tous 10-04-2012 17:10


Originally Posted by Bullman (Post 19485687)
I am askeered to read it all.

Chicken. :upeyes:

Make Dinky read it to you at bedtime.


Bullman 10-04-2012 17:44


Originally Posted by tous (Post 19485858)
Chicken. :upeyes:

Make Dinky read it to you at bedtime.


Can we keep a light on?

dango 10-06-2012 07:47

Yes,and there shall be light then ! For I showeth the way to
enlightenment via IV !:supergrin:

tous 10-06-2012 11:53


Originally Posted by Bullman (Post 19485945)
Can we keep a light on?

No need.

Dinky glows in the dark.

dango 10-06-2012 19:36

Speaking of Dinky,were did he go? Dink,got your ears on,you OK out there ?:dunno:

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