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antediluvianist 05-13-2004 20:21

the french fighter pilot
Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie."I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.

Things begin to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts."Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie."I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes amatch and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

TKM 05-13-2004 23:20

Obviously, French military tactics have yet to find a way of dealing with men.

glockatlanta 05-26-2004 20:56

Every time I tell this joke I get nothing but groans...I've given up on it. :)

ReflexBlade 05-30-2004 10:44

Well, I thought it was pretty funny.
new one for me, never heard it before!

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