T-shirts
 

Was just thinking over some of the funny T-shirts I've seen in my life. Here are a few:

Large, close up head-shot of a rooster. Underneath, a caption saying "CHICKEN SHIRT".

A couple on the beach, the wife very pregnant. Her t-shirt: an arrow pointing to her tummy and a sign saying, "Under Construction". His t-shirt: "Construction Worker".

My personal favorite: a plain shirt with no logo or picture of any kind saying in plain print: "I am the man from Nantucket".

I saw an old timer this morning with a sweatshirt that said "Over what hill?, where? when?"

Friend from HS was 6'11". He had a shirt made up "Yes the weather up here is fine"

"I am the man from Nantucket."

Oh my heavens, I have tears rolling down my cheeks and my side is going to split open.

LOL!!!!

Thank you.

Koski

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zathras:
[B]Was just thinking over some of the funny T-shirts I've seen in my life. A couple on the beach, the wife very pregnant. Her t-shirt: an arrow pointing to her tummy and a sign saying, "Under Construction". His t-shirt: "Construction Worker".

I saw one tasteless t-shirt one night at a local Wal-Mart.A woman probably about 9 months pregnant and very big was walking down an aisle with a large grin.Walking past her I saw that her shirt read,in large letters,I SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED.Not a shy person I guess!

I saw one yesterday that said "Yes, I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head that far up my ***". I burst out laughing right there :-)

Back in my HS days when the Big Johnson and "Coed Naked" shirts were getting to be the rage, we took a trip to Denver. I found in a store there "Bungee Condoms" and this cartoon guy jumping off a bridge with a condom on his, yeah.

"If you're in the partying mode, make sure your condom can handle the load: Bungee Condoms" is what it said on the back

Wherever we went guys were laughing their butts off to that one. A few girls got whiney, but what's new.

If you actually GO to Nantucket, you can buy those shirts in any one of a hundred twee little gift shops. Also ones that say "My husband is the man from Nantucket." It stops being cute really fast.

I'm sure it does. However, that was the first time I'd ever seen it, and I haven't seen it since. A good joke is funny the first time.

Yes, it is. Didn't mean to rain on your joke, sorry.

Thinking of Nantucket made me think of my ex-wife. Put me in kind of a negative frame of mind, I guess. She loved it there. I could barely stand it.

I saw one that had on the front "Wanna Raise Hell?" and on the back it had "Hell Yeah!"

Last week in Birmingham, passing by a ladies' clothing shop:

Pretty in pink,
Wicked in uniform.

Girlfriend LOVED that one!

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An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man is a subject..

Two friends of mine, then a civilian and an Airborne Lieutenant, now a Ranger (enlisted) and Airborne 1st Lieutenant, had identical black t-shirts with white stencil-type lettering that said "Chicks dig pale skinny guys" which, compared to some, they qualified as (though being a wrestling coach and a paratrooper, I don't know about skinny).

Those two also (along with a Marine friend of theirs I also knew) had identical black t-shirts with large white stenciled letters that said GROUPIE.

When you see three large white guys all in good physical shape with buzzed haircuts and GROUPIE t-shirts, you start to wonder who they're Groupies FOR...... http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/smile.gif (them shirts got them some dates, suprisingly enough!)

They bought them at a Hot Topic store in Orange County (CA) where they all live(d).

Plain black T-shirt with white lettering:


I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN
If you see me running, try to catch up!

There's a pic on the 'net with a bunch of guys standing around wearing camo pants and black T-shirts like they might be a SWAT team, but one of the guys was wearing this shirt.

I always liked."I may be fat.But your ugly and I can diet".

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Christian
American
Heterosexual
PRO-GUN
Conservative
Any questions?


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ROT'S RULE

University of Wisconsin, 1972.
A very pregnant young woman was seen often about campus wearing a T-shirt stating, 'Nixon's the One.'
I believe that was a legitimate campaign slogan of the '72 Nixon endeavor.

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tous
2.9979E10 cm/sec -- it's not just a good idea; it the law

A HUGE fat guy (6'3"plus, 400#plus) sitting on a cooler at Preakness this year. Shirt said: "I AM BIGGER THAN YOU."

Someone gave these away on campus as a credit card signup promotion UNTIL some idiot was offended and complained:
"Freshman Chicks.
Get 'em while they're still skinny"

Also seen on a bumper sticker:

"Feminist Chicks Dig Me."



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"For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken
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One my Mom gave me
(in cursive)
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

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Banning guns to reduce crime is like banning sex to reduce rape.
Think globally. Act locally. SHOOT BACK!

My personal favorite:
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing

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In the end, what's deserved always gets served.

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Saw one that had a line across the chest with "Must be This Tall to Ride" written under the line.

"Nuke a Godless Communist gay baby seal for Christ"

On the back of the T-shirt of a male biker:
"if you can read this the b*tch fell off"

On the back of the T-shirt of his girlfriend:
"if you can read this the d*ck won't let me drive"

(didn't see this myself but heard the story once)
Birdman

Tastes like chicken

I'm with stupid--->

Instant A-hole just add alcahol