Originally Posted by Deaf Smith
But I'll say this..One time Chuck Norris bragged he shot 15 terrorist and ran out of bullets. Jack Bauer retorted he shot 94 terrorist and ran out of terrorist.
That is by far the funniest **** I have heard in some time. Kudos, Deaf. My wife makes 'Jack Bauer' saying t-shirts for me and some of the bearded ladies I run around with overseas to wear in the gym as a morale booster. That one is definately going to see print.
I know this post is off topic, but too funny to not recognize.
Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
Nobody else really uses the term "meleee weapons" unless it is leaking into mall ninja land from the large population of D&D playing mall ninjas.
Last edited by NorthernAlpine; 06-25-2010 at 01:50..