If you think the words to a night before christmas are as follows.
On Styer on Glock on Browning and Ruger, On Colt on Sig on Smith and Wesson.
If you have ever pictured Santas elves reloading ammo. (If you didn't before I bet you just did)
If your childs second word was "GUN" (first word was daddy)
Boy! was Mommy pissed