Originally Posted by Sharky7
Don't forget, when talking about your wife with the hospital staff, refer to her as your "baby's momma."
Next time, let a boy scout tie that knot to be sure it's secure.
Sounds like he has nothing left but be a monkey's uncle. It's not like he's got a monkey's manhood left.
And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.