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Old 05-08-2011, 17:07   #6
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Originally Posted by Sharky7 View Post
Don't forget, when talking about your wife with the hospital staff, refer to her as your "baby's momma."

Next time, let a boy scout tie that knot to be sure it's secure.

In a gunfight, even if you do everything right, you can still get killed.

And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.
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