Where I'm at the Detectives have a lock on running the candy/soda machines in the building. The profits go into a pool that they use to pay for their "uniforms" (suits) dry cleaning bills.
And the nearest dry cleaner is around the corner.
In a gunfight, even if you do everything right, you can still get killed.
And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.