The shovel was in use already. It couldn't be used for groundbreaking of stimulus projects. It was being used to shovel bullcrap down our throats.
G - Guns, PG - Plenty of Guns, PG-13 - More than 13 Guns.
"Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men." - St. Augustine