Originally Posted by alabaster
I've had people argue that point, or that a man-purse is in style and can be used without much drama, but I beg to differ. There aren't a whole lot of guys than can do that and not look out of character.
I only know of one guy who carries a man purse. He's been carrying one for so many years it has become part of him. And he CCWs all the time. Probably 24/7 for all I know. And of course, it's never in the man purse.
Sounds like he has nothing left but be a monkey's ASH. It's not like he's got a monkey's manhood left.
And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.