Where ya at, Chiloquin? I'm out that way sometimes nightly. God's country, that. Everything a guy could want 'cept a job. Welll, and maybe hot water.
Hey, but you're an AK man, you can handle anything Oregon throws at ya. Glad to have ya in our fine insane state.
Keep yer powder dry. I'll hold 'em off down here in the valley as long as I can.