Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
This thread is now about circumcision.
And now, our war movie parody: On my mark, we will circumcise our watches.
What I originally had in mind with that surgery statement was a surgeon who has bought in too deeply with the temporary-cavity bullet wound doctrine, and therefore excises way too much decent-looking tissue. But, I must admit, your slant on interpretation is more in keeping with the salacious 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy).