"You're under arrest"
"For the thirty jumbos of crack in your pants pocket"
"Shheeeeiiiiiittt offica you can't arrest me for those"
"These ain't my pants. That there crack belongs to the guy what owns these pants"
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway