I u sta was a drunk 18+ years ago. Does that count?
I still speak fluent drunk. I could translate for ya. 
__________________
Xmas card from Afghanistan: "Uncle Fred, Well they're not too big on Christmas spirit over here. Maybe it's because they don't have any Christmas trees, or maybe it's because they wipe their ass with their hand..." My nephew Cpl Mitchell U.S.M.C.
|