Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
I can do that for you wholesale.
... But if we do it RETAIL, then we can embezzle more money from ourselves than if we do it wholesale!
(I know, that statement is contrived, even for me, but it IS late, and we're behind in the nightly count of the take because one of the forklifts hauling the Lagoon Party receipts to the counting room got lost for a while, and we had to divert some of the staff to find it - turns out he got diverted by participating in a "slowness contest" with a .45ACP round fired on the hundred yard range)